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London bridge is falling down falling down *shoots himself*

November 9th, 2005 |  
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As some of you may know I spent the weekend at my friend Mohammad’s place in London. No it is not a madrassa for recruiting people willing to scream Allahu akbar and blowing themselves up as the name might suggest, but a flat.

You see I was never allowed to sleepover at friends places when I was young. My mommy and daddy were always very over protective about their offspring’s. But at eighteen they finally allow me stay with other people. (Let’s hope they don’t read this or they may change their minds.)

So I suppose if I were to say Mohammad popped my cherry as far as sleepovers go I would not be wrong.

As for London, I hated it. But that was expected, I hate big cities with lots of people which is exactly what London is. Half your life is spent on the tube and looking for a dustbin and hot people. The latter two seem to have very thin numbers in London.
What made me enjoy my time there…was my friend.

We did pretty much everything couples do…except for make that sweet sugary tender love. We took walks late at night by the river alone…we shared a bed…he played with my hair…we watched a movie together in a duvet with his legs on my lap…he straightened my hair with a straightener…bitched about other people :P… he rested his head against my shoulder while busy on the laptop… we even went out and had Ben and jerry’s ice cream and frappuccino’s at Starbucks and did the I’ll have what he’s having thing…he took me shopping for clothes…let me wear his clothes…trimmed my toe nails! and even took photos of me at 2 am with me laying down in his bed…
And we felt totally comfortable with it all. That is so cute isn’t it? And a little gay but oh well I don’t care.

I did take a few photos, uploaded a couple of nice ones to my site. Check them out at the main page: http://arahman.co.uk

I really love the one with him and me in the tunnel; it came out really nice I think.

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23 Responses to “London bridge is falling down falling down *shoots himself*”

  1. errr uhhh ummm..im not gay, i promise!!!

    -well maybe a little :P

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    mohamed

  2. ^ Leave him alone Frank! :P

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    Abdul

  3. is this the person who is marium and habeeba and zara’s frnd aswell ??
    just curious *_*

    [Reply]

    rahema

  4. lol I’ve said my thing already on MSN :p

    …but the hairstraightening? :|

    oh yeah dude enlarge the pics a bit theyre hardly visable!

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    Frankey

  5. if i make the photos bigger… they wont fit on the page and people will have to scroll up and down to look at them (most ppl run 800 x 600 or 1024 x 768) which is worse :(
    Edit: Ok problem solved… photos open in a new window now so i can make them of a bigger size. Only done this with the latest two photos, eventually will do with all :P

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    Abdul

  6. You’ve creeped him out :P he doesn’t know who you are but you seem to know him…

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  7. thats very nice abdulji,
    I would like to misuse those pictures alot. =D

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    sanu

  8. Haha…I thought you found the girl of your gothic fantasies..and after sleeping with you she revealed her true vampire self, by draining your blood (killing you)and throwing you in a ditch somewhere….
    but no..you’re still alive… :P
    And that tunnel photo is funny….you guys look like hoboes.. :P

    [Reply]

    kohl

  9. …but you wont!!

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  10. I thought it was more cute than funny.

    hoboes dont dress like that… silly woman.

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  11. What the hell abdul? how much more gay can you GET?

    damn. What the hell is wrong with you? maybe I should get a group together and have you play paintball or something. shooting a man sets you straight damn fast.

    Or maybe I should just kick you in the gangoolys till they bleed.

    I’m beginning to think that it would have been better if it was a jihadist camp!

    [Reply]

    paul

  12. hahaha

    I’ll take the paintballing option :P

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  13. blah blah

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  14. hmm

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  15. heh
    well i actually saw him at hob nob at mano’s bday…but we were all too preoccupied to actually talk to one another…

    [Reply]

    rahema

  16. haha, i sort of know this mohamed too. a friend’s friend. :D

    [Reply]

    papier-mache

  17. I’m not surprised… He does have a rather large social circle

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  18. unlike you…:p

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    Frankey

  19. unlike you…:p the only thing u got is me, paul, handlotion and internet :p

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  20. ,,|,

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  21. Yeah hes easy to pickout…. the nose can be spotted from far away

    (he is soo going to kill me for this :P)

    [Reply]

    Abdul

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