Loading ...Another highly insightful conversation with my dutch friend Frank. Wanted to post something up and this is all I could think of.
Grammar has been corrected in a few places. But apart from that it is untouched. Have fun.
Frank: I’m like a freaking elephant today…its the 5th time I had to drop a huge pile of brownies
Abdul: hahaha
Abdul: is it watery?
Frank: no not at all
Frank: and I feel hungry now again
Frank: so dude…have you gotten laid yet?
Frank: ( why am I even asking )
Abdul: haha
Abdul: yeah why are you 
Frank: cause I’m bored
Abdul: when I get laid… I’ll tell you…
Abdul: hope its before you die…
Frank: lol
Frank: start it off by telling me once you’ve talked to
a girl u like
Frank: to keep me up to date on the progress
Abdul: I’m gonna wait till Edinburgh… you know
horny uni chicks everywhere… and I’m totally gonna give em
my sex ray!
Abdul: sex ray of course means slipping drugs into
their drinks and then having my way with them
Abdul: hellz yes
Abdul: up her playa *high five*
Frank: hahahaha
Frank: lame:P
Abdul: at least ill be getting pussy Frank: if the police is gonna fetch you your fucked
Though
Abdul: ill give them my sex ray too 
Frank: was in the newspapers here not too long ago…a dude has been put into jail for sometime for raping
Abdul: it isnt rape!!
Abdul: its surprise sex!
Frank: lmao
Abdul: haha oh who am I kidding.. I’m too pussy to
ever rape someone
Frank: well with the RGB rapedrug the girl wont even
notice
Abdul: nah.. even if I drugged them… I won’t have
the balls to do it… I’d just look at them wank and run
off.
aw cmon you’ve got better ones
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Frankey
February 6th, 2006
No we don’t frank
I like convos where I come off as a biiigg loser.
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Abdul
February 6th, 2006
dat was da sikkest fing i hav ever read and if u call ur self a muslim think agen u son of a bitch mudda fukka basterd mayadda pudde naa ur mums hairy balls y dint u try dat on ur mum shed love it u really wanna get fucked one day sum one ganna fuk u so hard ur ugly penis will fall of mother fukka get a life fukin pedos
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mizzy
February 6th, 2006
he aint a muslim and nor am i , thanks
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Frankey
February 6th, 2006
we iz bruthas holmezz.. itz all chizzle aight… come give me a hug ma dawg
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Abdul
February 6th, 2006
Hahaha its offical i am a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now bow down and wirship (please also give me money! please? )
your god luke
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your god luke
February 9th, 2006
damn o and i being close together!!!!!!!!! worship me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! like your god and please give money i need it
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your god luke
February 9th, 2006
alcoholics are always short of money…
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abdul
February 9th, 2006
i am not a alcholic i just like to dirnk and no i dont have a problem yet as i can still afford drink. but please give money to your loving god and i may do something nice on return like not burn your house down or piss on you whne your on fire see me being nice
give money your god needs it
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your god luke
February 10th, 2006
were is ophilia ????
i want my convo!
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faria
February 11th, 2006
patience my frient. I’m waiting for a sunny day so i can take some outdoor photos with her
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Abdul
February 11th, 2006
LOL. Edinburgh? All I can say is stay there! Don’t come anywhere near London.. Wow.
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Liazi
February 27th, 2006
why has no money started pouring in for you god?
i have been waiting for money from ‘my people’ but why havent you given me any money?
if no money comes soon i will have to do something bad to you all!!!!
like making it snow for a 100 days or making it rain monkeys!!!!!!! would you like monkeys falling on your head? i think not no give me money your loving god luke
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your gods luke
March 13th, 2006