Loading ...A very proud day for me 14th august. No not because I’m Mohammed Jinnahs ass and hence get licked yearly.
But more so because on this fine day my 11 year old cousin aka “Mo” aka “nut daddy” finally became a man… at my hands.
Now before you all get some indecent mental images in your head involving princess tinkerbell and 11 year old buttocks…
That is not what I meant. Today he finally found out what his parents had to do to get him on this earth. Yes the whole birds and the bees, laila and majnu, gurya and kaka ordeal.
Gives me soo much joy that I was the one he lost his innocence to…
Now before you all start to accuse me of corrupting the kid…
Don’t you think it’s better he heard it all from me rather than some sick pervert.
Oh wait… I AM a sick pervert…
Sweet Jesus lover of marry father of Magdalene did I just make a big big mistake… 
*slaps her head*
abdul,you abandon all kids RIGHT NOW!
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sanu
August 15th, 2005
Better a pervert from the newly-born-man’s own family than a pervert from his school who doesn’t even know what a real pervert is like.
and 11 is age enough for a kid to know how he became the fruit of his parents labour.
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Samar
August 15th, 2005
i know two girls who got to know abt the whole bees and butterflies story when they were in A-1
they said they wudn’t let their thoughts wander when such questions popped in their minds :/
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rahema
August 15th, 2005
I think 11 is old enough. At that age kids at school do start to talk about that sort of stuff and I don’t want my cousin to stand there all confused and not knowing what the hell everyone is talking about.
Plus at that age kids say some screwed up things which isn’t based on reality, don’t want my cousin to get confused.
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Abdul
August 15th, 2005
what did I do wrong?
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Abdul
August 15th, 2005
A1? :O
that’s what 17-18…
haha you know there are some girls who find out what it is a couple of days before their marriage, no bullshit…
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Abdul
August 15th, 2005
^ HAHA. I’m sure the kid feels like he’s indebted to you forever and ever now
I personally think you fulfilled a responsibilty - nothing pervertish about it 
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Fatima
August 15th, 2005
at this point in life all they should know of is butterflies and tweety bird.
=\ you have raped the innocence of a child sir and I shall punish you for this
where is my baton now?
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sanu
August 15th, 2005
LOL
nayce.
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papier-mache
August 15th, 2005
He’ll prolly be the one whop’ll be correcting kids when they act like know-it-alls and start talking about stuff that doesn’t even happen! I heard loads of fabricated stuff when i was 12…that’s when the talk in my class started.
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Samar
August 15th, 2005
I’ve heard of cases [they may be just air but still this being pakistan i wouldn't put it past them] where girls found out about it AFTER their marriage.
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Samar
August 15th, 2005
well i didnt exactly rape his innocence… he did afterall draw the picture (scroll down) and knew what he was drawing
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Abdul
August 15th, 2005
I’m his role model
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Abdul
August 15th, 2005
:bounce:
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Abdul
August 15th, 2005
sweet jesus father of magdalene and lover of marry :S..
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inquilaab
August 16th, 2005
actually its…
Sweet Jesus lover of marry father of Magdalene
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Abdul
August 17th, 2005