Manliest Men Make Mud Mouthed Monsters Munch Many Mothers
March 17th, 2007 At 12:04 am
You know what sucks most about being 20?
When your 19 and you look at barely legal 16 (yes 16 is legal in the uk) year old flesh you think… ok… shes a teen shes legal… I’m a teen… fair game.
But when your 20 all that changes… suddenly 16 year olds become toddlers in your eyes and your mind refuses to acknowledge pretty things who look under 18 
On a sidenote… I just bought the manliest thing… ever!
Can I get a “fuck…yess!!”
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I am Abdul and I shall be your abusive pilot for this flight now fasten your seatbelts before I ass sex your mom!
You lying son of a bitch! You know it only makes you want those teenies more! Just like when you were 16, you prematurely ejaculated ON SIGHT of a 12 y/o.
Now, you can do the same with 16 y/olds.
Oh yeah and those tissues are made for wanking…
Fuck yessssss!!!
yeah these man sized ones are DEFINITELY for wanking!
and shutup dude! your ruining my l33t pimpin skillz… now all the chicks who frequent this site are going to think im a paedo