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mmm You Can Eat My Asshole baby ;)

March 21st, 2006 |  
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Just a little video I put together from a couple of clips. For those on 56k. Click the play button and then hit pause. Wait for it all to load then play it :) it is only about 3.2 mb so It shouldn’t take too long.

I am sure Muhammad (pbuh) would have been proud to have this man by his side charging into battle wielding an axe.

“I’ll eat your asshole alive you bitch!”
“I wanna eat his children! Praise be to Allah!”
“I’ll fuck you till you love me faggot”

Classic… on par with such memorable lines as “Say hello to my lil friend” (Scarface) “Here’s Johnny” (The Shining) “Frankly my dear…I don’t give a damn” (Gone With The Wind) “Here’s looking at you kid” (Casablanca) and “ew one of Britanny’s mom’s pubic hairs” (Baseketball)

We need more cool hip Muslims like him to shake off this image the media puts in our heads that all Muslims are illiterate morons with huge ego’s who treat women like shit… oh wait…

mike tyson,muslim,tyson

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11 Responses to “mmm You Can Eat My Asshole baby ;)”

  1. praise be to allah!

    I didn’t know tyson was Jewish…

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    mr PC

  2. lol he is pretty full of himself…he knows his lines though :D

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    Frankey

  3. faggy voice though… And I thought I had a girly voice :p
    You’d never imagine a guy that looks like that to sound like he does..

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    Abdul

  4. Haha.. =P
    Erm…is he Muslim or Jewish….? =/
    The dude’s fit…but the voice is just a turn off… :( That’s blatantly why you don’t get the chicks Abdul…. :P

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    Evil Eve Goddess xXx

  5. he is a muslim. paul was just trying to do his ignorant white man impersonation. I’ve never tried to get “the chicks” :p
    and you think he is “fit”… jesus… how crappy is your taste :/

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    Abdul

  6. Really? Funnily enough I remember a conversation not too long ago where u mentioned wanting to share rooms with a gay dude…’cos of the fit ‘chicks’ surrounding said dude..
    you’re just in denial now.. :P He’s ok ish…..not a patch on Johnny D though… :) I’m still getting over his voice… =/

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    Evil Eve Goddess xXx

  7. Yeah… at uni.. which is 6 months away… it is in the FUTURE
    “hat’s blatantly why you don’t get the chicks Abdul…. :P”… which implies that I have tried and are trying to at this moment in time which I am not. So yeah… shh

    plus that isn’t why I want to get stuck in a flat with gay men… there is another reason for that…

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    Abdul

  8. Hahahahaha, funny stuff man, nice. I didn’t even know he was muslim… I’m so lost :(
    Great blog, found it through a lot of clicking random links.

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    Orin

  9. Thanks.

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    ok

  10. why are you? :|

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    Abdul

  11. Have you seen Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown singing “Monster Mash” together on Jimmy Kimmel Live?

    Here’s the clip: http://gorillamask.net/monstermash.shtml

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    Tracy R. Twyman

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