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mmmm keep going baby mmm yes thats it.. secx that parametric off my asymptote

June 20th, 2005 |  
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Oh and that’s not “sex” its secx = 1/cosx :P And asymptote… well easiest way to explain it is imagine a curve that runs very close to a line but never touches it…

I’m done with maths for the year :( (on with advanced maths next year…)

The last paper which is supposed to be the hardest maths exam was surprisingly easy. Or well I found it pretty straightforward save for a couple of questions involving vectors. But still safe to say I shall be ending up with an A in maths.

Aside from this huge adrenaline rush I get whilst solving maths questions the best part of the exam comes when you finish it a few mins early whilst everywhere around you there’s people desperately trying to finish it and you just look at them with that ever confident “oh yeah you KNOW this playa just chizzled the shizzle outa this hizzle” grin.

Just one exam left now, Physics, then its off to “allah allah jihad muhammadistan” for me.

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4 Responses to “mmmm keep going baby mmm yes thats it.. secx that parametric off my asymptote”

  1. LoL I know exactly what you mean. With English tests, I’m usually done in about 15 minuts…while you got 2 hours the time do finish it. So I just stand up, pack by bag, deliver my A+ to the teacher, walk away while everyone is looking at me…that’s sooo funny :D And then there’s those ppl thinking like “uh…if he’s that fast he aint got a good mark either, i’ll beat him…huhu” … they get E’s while I get A+s looool :D
    That maths shit is easy btw Abs0r. Even I know it! I used to suck at maths baaaadly…cause I kinda missed/skipped a year of maths. We had a very good teacher, but he got a nervebreakdown. So we got another one, the co-principal. He was such an ASS! He smelled hidously out of his mouth, his butt was always aimed upwars. and he’s got those evil cat-eyes…brrrr. Also, speaks as monotone as anyone can speak, and he gets pissed off REALLY easy. And me always being a clown got sent out of the class e v e r y maths lesson…after a while I just didnt go anymore. Though I wasnt the only one. In fact, there were 3 ppl of the 32 that DIDNT got sent out of class! We were always trying to find a way to annoy him which most of the times worked pretty well :D Like doing ‘the wave’ in class. From row to row we did the wave. After a while he said: “keep going on doing so stupid, I dont care anyway’.
    *Everyone looks at eachother* OK! So we did it again, then he turned around and literally screamed “FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU OUT OF CLASS YOU ANNOYING BASTARDS!!!” And…so we walked grinning out of class…another hour free of school :D
    Oh yeah, we also threw wet patatoes at his head, with now and then it actually sticking at his head, that was jolly good fun :P Hmmm…how did I get to this story?
    *Reads back* Oh yeah why I sucked as maths. Well I’ve got a B at maths now, fine with me :)

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    Frankey

  2. *closes her eyes*

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    sanu

  3. haha longest comment ever… \o/

    Yeah I love doing that too!! Finishing off tests early… then just packing my bag and doing my cool walk out of the class. people looking at me while I walked off is the best feeling in the world.

    with these final exams though you cant leave the hall, you have to stay there till the end of the alloted time for the exam… so i stay there trying to make people feel nervous :P or making catapults out of sharpners/pencils/rulers etc…

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    Abdul

  4. Lol, thats a really funn y story :)

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    Areeba

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