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More Wonders Of Paki Cinema

March 13th, 2006 |  
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The revolving camera while she moves her luscious buttocks around… pure genius cinematography…
This sort of stuff makes me proud to be a Pakistani

They totally got it right. This is exactly how women from South Asia tell their husbands their pregnant. It is amazing how this clip deals with a real life issue with such honesty.

And just to prove that pakis can be lesbians too:

I’ve posted this one before… but it deserved another mention:

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23 Responses to “More Wonders Of Paki Cinema”

  1. woot! first post

    did you see that one go for the others tits! wow. if they weren’t ugly and fat and with a funny accent, i might be turned on.

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    guess who

  2. “ruk jaa j00 bitch!” + and eloquently-put definition of ‘lesbian’

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

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    ok

  3. ‘blurdy laizbian’..LMFAO and i seriously did not know they did those wierd ass ‘dance’ do they call it? :D :) U MADE THE EMO KID SMILE!!

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    angelic devil

  4. Haha I’ve seen that. No wait. I’ve seen all of them :D Priceless. My favorite clips from that site were the ones marked “Aurat Raj”. Now tha’s what you call hard hitting cinema.

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    Beenish

  5. haha my sentiments exactly.

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    Abdul

  6. woot

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    Abdul

  7. That one didn’t amuse me particularly. I guess it is because i have seen men in burqas on tv loads of times in the past…

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    Abdul

  8. Abdul

  9. Wow…
    No wonder soo many people watch paki cinema..
    And..she says lesbian like its a bad thing…. =P

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    Kohlly xXx

  10. yea. st00pid homophobe :|

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    Abdul

  11. AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH..
    mmm? :S
    mmm! :D mmm? :O
    mmm! ;) mmm! :D mmmmmm!! :D ({) (})

    amazing.. u cud do a whole movie with msn emoticons.. hmmm.. i’ll make one.. but anyway.. HAHAHAHA shit.. begining dance moves of the fat lady:
    fat-stomach thrust + squat down+ get up + fat-stomach thrust
    .. genius :D

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    okthxikissubi

  12. haha I know. I wish I could get my hands on these films… and a big bag of marijuana.

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    Abdul

  13. ahhaha ..’You bloody bitch!” ahahhaa

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    Nabil

  14. blah Abs scrap this shit and give me lame porn or paki jokes, not show me this boring crap :p

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    Frankey

  15. hello baita i am ur mom and i fuk a camel accidentilly so u vere boren….baita plz cum home i am lonely we will incest …haha huhuhu
    p.s ur have 2 assholes and no penis abdul dat thing u call ur penis is rubber pipe stuffed in ur 2nd asshole…and dat stuff comin outa ur ears regurly is ur piss

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    abduls mom

  16. lmfao thats more like it :D

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    Frankey

  17. hahahah it’s some paki dude (notice the crappy grammar and spellings) from canada whose pissed off about my website frank :p hahahaha abduls mom man please make more comments I beg you!

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    Abdul

  18. hello baita i need u in me ….i beg u come n do ur momy…….cmon…….baita..and stop chekin ma ip adresss fag pipe…

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    abduls mom

  19. I love you mommy. *sucks on her breast*

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    Abdul

  20. dun forget the anus puther

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    abduls mom

  21. hey turd y did u block me?

    [Reply]

    abduls mom

  22. nope. My spam filter keeps thinking your comments are spam for some reason… I have to manually get them out of the “spam harvest”. I never block people from the site.

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    Abdul

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