Some results I got for my full name :/

Coffee fanatic Abdul Nusrat names twins Venti and Grande.

“I think it’s made us closer,” Nusrat said about his kids. “Every time I go to get a coffee, they think I’m talking to them.” As for the next child? “Emma is a nice name. Either that, or Latte…”
o www.wasboborjohnalreadytaken.com

Abdul’s Product Reviews: “Chocolate Office Supplies” help hide your addiction, but can lead to awkward situations

…these “office supplies” are very realistic, so at least no one noticed how much chocolate I was consuming. But when my supervisor found me chewing on a half-eaten stapler, she sent me to HR for psychological testing…
o www.Abdulloveschocolate.com/products/stapler.html

Nusrat Doesn’t Realize He’s Been Listening to Favorite Metal Album Backwards

… “I thought the lyrics were incredibly profound, morbid, vengeful, full of rage and venom,” an embarrassed Nusrat admitted. “But I got suspicious when I realized that the band was worshiping “Natas” and despised “Dog”….
o www.metalmusicweekly.com/issue19/8484.htm

Abdul Nusrat admitted to mental ward after DSL line goes out

Bellevue Mental Hospital reported its first case of nervous breakdown caused by “Internet Withdrawal” when Abdul Nusrat was checked into the insane asylum after his DSL line broke down. “he was mentally unstable and drooling, begging us to let him read the spam from our junkmail folders… lobotomy was our only real option,” his psychiatrist said…
o www.mentaltimes.com/article87304

Abdul Nusrat starts getting his mail delivered to the movie theater.

Nobody around the theater can remember a day when Nusrat wasn’t there. “He likes to see at least four flicks a day,” manager Brian Roberts said. No news on where Nusrat will shower.
o www.metrodailynews.com/980439.htm

Intrigued by Abdul Nusrat’s obsession with Amie, drug company submits “Extract of Abdul” to FDA, plans to market “love potion” throughout US and Europe

…commented on the drug’s source: “Reports of Abdul Nusrat’s freakishly intense obsession reached us from several sources, actually. Our first plan was just to interrogate Mr. Nusrat with heat lamps, but Legal got antsy, so instead we lured him to our lab with 8″ x 10″ glossy photos of Amie.” Company chemists claim that “Extract of Nusrat” is 20,000 times sweeter than sugar. Side effects include reduced concentration, obsession, social exile…
o www.drug-monitor-online.com/aphrodisiacs/extract-of-Abdul.htm

Ridiculously skinny Abdul Nusrat wins Hide and Seek championship by standing behind parking meter.

After a tense and competitive final round lasting almost 5 hours, Nusrat’s opponent had to throw in the towel. “he’s just too tough,” Scott Ackerman said. Apparently Nusrat began the match by hiding behind a broom, but had to move when the front porch needed sweeping.
o www.sports17.com/newsbriefs/stickpeople
o Cached page

Super-Student Abdul Nusrat refuses to skip grades, classes. “What? And miss all that homework?”

School authorities and Abdul “4.0″ Nusrat have reached an impasse. School officials believe that Nusrat would excel if placed in classes his peers won’t reach for years. “Abdul is just wasting his time because he wants to stay with his friends,” they grumble. Abdul says friendship has nothing to do with it. “They’re trying to take YEARS of homework away from me,” says the resolute grade-hound. “I’m not going to let them.”
o www.addictedtohomework.org

Abdul Nusrat’s Love Advice for the Shy: First dates: Do you really need to talk?

Many shy people stay away from dating, worried by the perceived need to talk to somebody else. Here are a few ideas to help you limit chit-chat! 1) Arrange to meet at a movie together, and then show up after the previews have started. 2) Libraries famously discourage conversation or, if a dressy occasion without much small talk is what you’re after, then, 3) Take your date to a funeral!
o www.tipsfortheshy.com/loveadvice9.html
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Abdul Nusrat - ISO Full- or Part-Time Assistant for my Cat

Abdul Nusrat writes: “I need a qualified assistant for my Twinkles. Duties include dangling yarn, lavishing praise, monitoring cream bowl. Masseuse credentials a plus. Hours: 9:06pm - 10:32pm, 10:58pm - 12:01am, 12:06am - 12:48am…
o www.completecatfanatics.net/jobpostings/ca103

Class Guidelines: The “Abdul Nusrat Rule” - if the weekly homework assignment needs a 4-inch binder and has appendices, you’ve overdone it.

Thanks to Abdul Nusrat, I have instituted a rule named after him to keep my workload to a manageable level. Please answer only the homework questions assigned; do not answer extra questions from obscure textbooks even I have never heard of; and you can ask Abdul what my reaction will be if you need a forklift to deliver your assignment.
o www.smithvillecommunitycollege.edu/syllabi/AbdulNusratRule.html

Chocoholic Abdul Nusrat turned away from blood drive, sent to Hershey’s

…lab results confirmed the nurse’s suspicion: Abdul’s blood is 82% chocolate syrup. his blood type has been changed to Bittersweet Positive.
o www.blood-bank-online.com/news/48572
o Cached page

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