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Muslims are cry babies because their daddies stole their foreskin

February 2nd, 2006 |  
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It is pretty hard NOT to make fun of Muslims when this is how they react :D Yeah I am sure those cartoons were very terrible… and due to those cartoons everyone will think muslims are just angry terrorists… Oh wait they already do and by reacting the way they have since the last 1400 years they are just reinforcing the very same idea.

Many muslims aren’t in the very least bothered by the cartoons. But because they have no reason to go out in the streets and shout and burn things we do not get to hear about them.

mohammad drawing pissing

Oh my… I must have seriously offended someone with this… God will surely fuck me in the ass now… yeah… :roll:
islam, muslims, prophet, muhammad,mohammed cartoon

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33 Responses to “Muslims are cry babies because their daddies stole their foreskin”

  1. “We’re not angry terrorist!” says a muslim that throws rocks and molotov cocktails at the police. I still wonder why the hell they make such a big thing out of such little thingies. Who gives a freakin shite about cartoons? They’re only making this “prejudices” ( though they seem facts ) worse :/ Anyone got an idea to make em stop ? ( no Abs, whiping them out is not a good idea )

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    Frankey

  2. its not just about some cartoons.Any people would react/protest against something like this directed towards their religion which I am not saying to justify the behaviour.The muslim reaction is stupid.This could be dealt in better ways than coming out on streets.
    but all is done.and it does nothing but make us more open to events like these.

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    Sanu

  3. Errm no actually… There are cartoons about jesus and moses in the papers too… you don’t seen them going out in the streets burnings tyres.

    A friend of mine… Paul staunch catholic… I rip on jesus and christianity a lot too… he doesnt get pissed off and kick my ass.

    Fact of the matter is muslims need to learn to be more tolerant. You all hear them going on and on about how islam is a religion of peace and tolerance
    Well fucking show it then!

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    Abdul

  4. They need education. They have intolerant parents and they transfer that into their kids. You won’t believe the silly things they teach their kids… and the stupid twats buy into whatever their parents/teachers tell them.

    I think the reason I didn’t turn out like them, apart from the fact that I am smart, is my parents.

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    Abdul

  5. Well there are enough muslims who ARE educated ( most of the elite ) but theyre also intolerant. Don’t you think they’re just hating the capitalism and use the muslim religion to “justifty” their acts? They’ve had a dictator for I can’t remember how long so that has brainwashed them too. But still, no matter how far you’ve been brainwashed, no-one can take mankind’s free will away.

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    Frankey

  6. Well not all muslim countries have a dictatorship.
    Yeah your right there… some really educated muslims are just as bad guess they haven’t been given the right kind :P Most of them don’t even bother to read their book yet when something like this happens they decide to swing their big dicks around to prove how good a muslim they are.

    For instance… the koran gives muslims permission to eat meat of animals that were not dead before they were slaughtered. So really…they can go to mcdonalds and have a big mac etc but they still chose to stay ignorant and claim how it is not halal.

    I think muslims are masochists. They enjoy making things difficult for themselves… like to pretend how everyone is out to get them.

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    Abdul

  7. disturbing

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    faria

  8. Oh Abdul the Quran also says not to eat meat that has not been slaughtered in Allah’s name. The meat at McDonald’s and etc has not been slaughtered in Allah’s name. But if you’re at a non Muslim’s home and he makes steak for you then you are allowed to eat it because in Sunnah the Prophet never declined food when he went to a non Muslim’s house (unless it was pork and wine). But there are so many fast food places that now sell zabiah food that I don’t understand the fuss.
    Islam, itself, is an easy and peaceful religion. It’s the Muslims who behave otherwise. It’s not JUST education. Every Muslim gets secular education but majority of them don’t know what the Quran says. It’s our instruction manual in life and it gets ignored. They seem to know everything about accounting and computers yet falter when it comes to Islam. I think all these ‘holier than thou’ attitudes of some Muslims can be done away with if they simply learned more about Islam and studied the Quran rather than just themselves with knowing the 5 pillars and reading the Quran in Arabic. It’ll probably teach them some manners and humility as well. But alas…what fun is it if they can’t make martyrs out of themselves over the most trivial matters :(

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    Beenish

  9. Errm you are wrong.

    The verse:

    “Forbidden unto you (for food) are carrion and blood and swine flesh, and that which hath been dedicated unto any other than Allah, and the strangled, and the dead through beating, and the dead through falling from a height, and that which hath been killed by (the goring of) horns, and the devoured of wild beasts.”

    The meat cut in non halal countries is not dedicated to any god and the animal is NOT dead before slaughter. So what you do is read bismillah before you eat it. That is it.

    Many religious scholars here in the uk too are finally seeing the light and are ok with the idea.

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    Abdul

  10. yep.

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    Abdul

  11. sense of respect, thats exactly what the millions of muslims around the world have. a sense of respect complimenting devotion to their religion. which is what you do not understand abdul, which is what u shudnt ridicule abdul. dont think you understand how people should react, peoply react a certain way because it is not upto them to control their emotions, respect(an act derives from love=emotion) for god and his prophet, an EMOTION that you lack, that u may never have, and knowing you, you are probably not even ashamed.
    if you believe in god, you have to worship him. you worship him that would mean you obey him, that would mean u respect/love who god loves most. but you decided to make a mockery of it. dont know what you are trying to tolerate, was there a need to further ridicule the Prophet by that its-getting-impossible-to-confine-my-warped-sexual-preferences-anymore-therefore-im-now-poking-at-ethics drawing of yours?

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    M

  12. Tell me this then… why is it that when the iranian PM makes a comment about how israel should be wiped off the face of the earth… many muslims claim him to be a hero… yet when a silly cartoon like this is published they all take to the streets with sticks.

    Why is it that fundamentalists kill innocent people… bully people… threaten people yet think a cartoon is the thing that is potraying islam in a negative way.

    Why is it that millions of muslims around the world never miss an opportunity to ridicule jews and americans yet get soo pissed off when something like this happens.

    Why is it that the arabs regularly publish photos of jews and americans eating babies… yet burn flags now?

    Monty Python: life of brian… dogma… last temptation of christ. All are films that angered some christians… did they threaten to kill people… call home their ambassadors over it?
    Certainly not. See the difference?

    You are right. I am not ashamed. The prophet and god himself can seek their revenge if they so please. Though I have a feeling they’d like to pat me on the back right about now.

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    Abdul

  13. “and that which hath been dedicated unto any other than Allah” That part of the verse encompasses the fact that any animal you slaughter to eat must be in the name of Allah because He gave them life and only in His name should you take life away. What guarantee do you have that the butcher wasn’t yelling “fuck” or “christ” when he slaughtered the animal? Unless you were right there with him in the slaughter house which I doubt anyone does when they go eat a burger.
    I can understand why you interpret the verse the way you do. Most people tend to take up the manifest meaning of the Quranic verses. They miss the latent meaning behind it. That is why the Quran should be studied with tafseer and not just read with its simple translation. The verses in the Quran carry more meaning than we give them credit for which is why their fine points miss us all by a mile. If it took Prophet PBUH’s companions 14 years to fully read and interpret Surah Al-Baqarah alone, imagine how long the entire Quran would take.
    Btw, I used to think the same way about the meat at fast food places before I started studying the Quran. The meat is indeed halal but it’s not zabiah.

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    Beenish

  14. Do not confuse a sense of respect with a sense of false superiority. That is what plagues the majority of the Muslims these days. They consider themselves superior just because they are Muslims when they are completely ignorant of what being a Muslim means. If they were truly aware of that, then they would handle such matters with much more dignity than resorting to basic animal instinct violence or belittling the other person who fails to comprehend their beliefs.

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    Beenish

  15. errm… maybe you are the one taking it the wrong way.
    Fact remains…we are not dedicating the animal to anyone else but allah.
    Just take allahs name before eating it.
    Meat cut by muslims and non muslims is exactly the same. They use the same methods. In those days they probably did not which is why it was a cause for concern and muhammad told them to cut their own meat.
    But with latest farming methods… and so much stress on hygiene. it is ok.
    Religion needs to evolve. Just like islam permitted slavery back then and allowed men to have sex with slaves… can you imagine doing that now?

    But oh well… people have different interpretations and i can respect that.

    anyhoo not much left to say on this really…

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    Abdul

  16. I wouldn’t give the Christians so much benefit of the doubt. They have their share of religious people who resort to violence in the name of God. The Klu Klux Klan is a perfect example.

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    Beenish

  17. Thank you Beenish :)
    Plus I mean just look at prophet Muhammad’s own life… He was persecuted for YEARS at the hands of the quraish but he tolerated it and still spared them (most of them anyway)

    People very conveniently give his examples when it suits them and completely ignore his life when it doesn’t.

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    Abdul

  18. I don’t know about the UK but in America they don’t cut meat the same way as Muslims do. They kill them by shocking them with jolts of electricity. It’s not enough for me to say “Bismillah” and eat away when I know that.
    By the time the Quran was fully revealed which was during Prophet’s time, the laws for slavery and sex with the slaves had been abolished by Allah. From what I’ve read in the Quran so far I see no need for Islam to revolve. In my opinion, it fits any time period, anywhere.
    Anyways, moving on to other things.

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    Beenish

  19. Are you sure about that? Usually they do shock animals… but not to kill them but rather to stun then so they feel less pain when being slaughtered and stay under control which is allowed.

    I see lots of reasons for islam to evolve. But oh well… discussion for some other day.

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    Abdul

  20. Alas Abdul that is the problem. Most people just incorporate Islam into their life when it’s convenient for them. They don’t see how the Prophet PBUH was so careful when it came to Allah and Islam and didn’t just things in the whim of the moment. Oh well…I guess people like that like to remain in their ignorance.

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    Beenish

  21. what is your definition of a silly cartoon? the depiction of the prophet, the portrayal of the prophet in anyway is forbidden.
    islam does not allow the killing off innocent people, do not mix them up, the fundamentalists and ‘the ideal muslim’.
    abdul you do not understand the magnitude of disrespect. the portrayal of the prophet in such a manner by the danish, which is why i was baffled when i came across another image on your blog.
    tell me something, have u ever read the quran the way it should be read? the way it should be understood? obviously not. not from what iv gathered frm reading ur earlier posts and replies.
    islam is the only religion that exists today with believers who follow its rules as closely as possible. compare it with the rest of the religions. most of the other religions have forgotten, or choose to disregard complety what their books have taught them. when u switch on ur tv and watch the millions and million of muslims in mecca during hajj, prostrating all at once, on common ground, one man. doesnt it leave u dumbfounded? all of these, no forget about urself because you probably dont have that much love.
    films that ridicule their religion dont matter to christians, atleast not most of them? it’ll temporarily stir a few emotions and thats it. why? because theyr not as devoted, not as faithful, SIMPLY not as religious. theres no comparing them with us, because all of our emotions our everyday emotions interlock with our belief and faith in god.
    so tell me, what were u trying to prove by displaying that image?

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    M

  22. there you go again with the holier than thou attitude that beenish was pointing out.

    I was trying to prove the laws of gravity. My friend moe… when he pisses it goes down towards the ground. You can ask him if you want… he comments on this blog sometimes :)
    Forget it d00d you rawk man \m/ ju5t k33p d0ing wat u d0. pl3nty of v1rg1n pu55y 1n h34v3n for dis playa i.e you.

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    Abdul

  23. Generally christians wudn’t give two shits for their religion, these minorities and the likes of them are exceptions, rarities

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    M

  24. What really annoys me… is the fact that islam like all religions basically is about doing good to others. I honestly believe that at the end of the day it is not going to matter how many times you bowed down to God. What is going to matter is how you treated other people.

    Why is it that people think it is just about worship and nothing else?

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    Abdul

  25. ofcourse trying to justify yourself with the portrayal of the in-no-control-of-my-raging-hormones. which is what is expected of notions based on self-beliefs which in turn are based on disregard. these ’self-beliefs’ of yours are based on simple ‘facts’ reapportioned to try and make you different.
    simply, abdul you are disrespecting the Prophet. i don’t know hwo else to say it to you.

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    M

  26. Yes well thank you for your concern. If Muhammad is angered he shall take his own revenge when my soul goes up to La la land.

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    Abdul

  27. umm i’m not sure what you’ve heard about the KKK, but i’m not so sure their about religion as much as race.

    by the way, when was the last time you heard about a KKK riot? I don’t live in the US, but I’m pretty sure it would have made international news.

    Is portraying the prophet really forbidden in islam or is it just the tradition? I mean other prophets are portrayed with much less ‘anger.’

    But one thing is that killing those that insult islam is pretty much a law of islam. how does it go again? something about the house of islam and the house of war? something about having a choice, accept islam, pay a humilliation tax, or die. hmmm not killing innocents doesn’t seem to be advocated here - or is rejecting islam a crime? so how about it? you feeling the peace yet?

    yup and one last thing. Believing in god means i must worship him and ‘who he loves most’? well the devil believes in god too - oh shit, there goes your arguement. and oh shit, here goes another: Why does abdul need to control his emotions when it concerns his own preferences, but millions of muslims around the world don’t have to when it comes to burning down buildings and torching cars?

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    mr PC

  28. umm maybe its because Mo taught that it doesn’t matter what shit you get up to as long as you pray… I think its a Haddith or something where he was at some sinners funneral procession and he was standing on his toes because there were loads of ‘angels around’. and when the people said ‘but the guy was a drinker and sinner and a lecher’ he said ‘but he prayed like no man in ramadan’

    it doesn’t matter what you do to other people as long as you go to mosque

    WTF???

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    mr PC

  29. KKK uses the Bible and God as a reason to eliminate anyone who wasn’t white. They even hate Jews. Judaism is a religion not a race. KKK is quite well and alive here. They carry on their shit in the South. One person’s death doesn’t really make the international news. Unless you’re Laci Peterson. No one gives a crap about rednecks tha’s why no one bothers with them. It’s the same incestous, drunk, peeing off their trucks and shooting whoever doesn’t agree with them shit. Apart from Bush I don’t know any hicks who get covered by the media.
    Killing anyone who insults Islam is not a law in Islam. There’s no force to convert either. If you hear the message and don’t like it, fine whatever. You know it’s pretty close minded to just use the stereotypical stuff you hear about Islam and argue with that. It’s pretty irritating to debate with someone who just regurgitates whatever everyone else says.
    Islam itself has very logical laws and guidelines. Islam is not to blame if some ignorant uneducated asshole decides to take religion in his hands and screw up everything God says. Christianity is a religion of peace and love as well but the way KKK goes about it, Jesus’s message doesn’t seem so full of love.
    Don’t judge a religion based on some jerks too high on hashish and with their heads up their asses.

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    Beenish

  30. Where did you hear that one? The Agnostic’s Guide To Islam? There is no such hadith.
    Everything in Islam is like a simple math equation. You do one thing and everything that results from it is going to be wrong as well even if it’s a good deed. So you cannot earn money by being a hit man and then donate that money to a mosque or a charity thinking you’re doing good. It doesn’t count.
    Try reading an ACTUAL book on Islam instead of just listening to the propoganda. Unless you like being a made a fool out of.

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    Beenish

  31. *intrigued by the comments*…Every religion teaches right from wrong, but they all have it their way. Theyre hypocrites! There are so many insults out there against all different types of religions and people. Why dont those people realize and do anything about it…cuz’ theyre tolerant…not like them ignorant paki’s, and not only paki’s there’s ignorant sikhs and christians too…its the whole human race. Ignorant and hypocritical.

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    mizzvirk

  32. i don’t think that the big deal was that they ridicule the religion, but that they showed the image of the prophet. in islam, isn’t that forbidden? in the christian religion, it’s okay to depict their prophets and jesus. it’s horrible that that anybody would try to make a mockery of any religion.

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    cio cio san

  33. Some medieval paintings made by Muslims including Persians and turks do show Muhammad.

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    Abdul

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