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Same colour good, different colour, bad

April 5th, 2005 |  
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Nature, what a weird thing it is. It doesn’t like interracial sex! And I have proof to backup my belief.
The angle I’m going to take involves mentioning of words like “penis”. So if you are uncomfortable with sexual words, please look away now.

It is a wide known fact that East Asian men have small penises. I’m talking about small with regards to both length and girth. But what many people don’t know is that East Asian women are blessed with rather tight vaginas, so that the men can easily please their women without the women having to look elsewhere for pleasure.
Similarly, on the opposite end of the spectrum you have black men who as we all know do have large penises, but their women’s vaginas are deeper and “looser” so as to easily accommodate the black males penis and thus result in a pleasurable experience for both the male and the female.

Now you all may be blind, but to me i interpret this as nature not telling us not to have sex with a member of the other race, but rather to make sure no pregnancy is involved.

Now why might nature be telling us to do this? who knows. Maybe we are all part of nature’s “grander plan” as the priests and clueless parents say to their children when they do not know the correct answer.

Note: I base my knowledge of vagina/penis sizes from the experience of watching pornographic material produced from all corners of the world since I was 13.
The comments made regarding penis/vagina sizes might not hold for ALL individuals, there are always exceptions.
If you’re Chinese, no I do not want you to prove to me that your penis is larger than 4 inches by sending me a photo of it, Thank you.

Abdul

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8 Responses to “Same colour good, different colour, bad”

  1. hmm.. smaller vagina and bigger penis = higher pleasure.
    so according to my calculation, the ‘grander’ plan is for the world to move towards african asian(east) civilization.

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    rizvi

  2. Not just black men with east asians… but hell any dude has a larger penis in comparison to a mongloid.

    To bad east asians tend to stick to their own race, I’ve never seen an east asian girl with a guy belonging to another race…

    Then again that works for all races, i’ve only ever seen one indian guy with a caucasian.
    I dont know why that is… do you think humans have a tendency to prefer their mate to be their own colour…?

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    Abdul

  3. well, there is some bullshit sociological theory out there that there is a tipping point of 30%.
    When people of your race are less than 30% in your vicinity etc. you are most likely to pair up with the other race.

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    rizvi

  4. I dont know about that… but i know i for one prefer females from other races over my own.

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    Abdul

  5. ”Note: I base my knowledge of vagina/penis sizes from the experience of watching pornographic material produced from all corners of the world since I was 13.”

    How can you base your knowledge on porn ? Asian vaginas might look smaller on the outside, but are they tighter ?

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    Amber

  6. They are indeed. Nature is a lovely thing. Opposite is true for black women.

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    Abdul

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  8. My name is Phil I am a Ph.D. Candidate at The Kinsey Institute in Ohio, studying the sexual behaviors of humans. Unfortunately most of you are all wrong. The average penis size amongst all races is 6.2 inches when erect. This is for ALL men around the world of ALL races. The race with the largest average penis is black leading the white by 0.5 inches. Next are middle eastern men .8 in less than white with latino and asian rounding out the rest with .3 in less than those from the middle east. However, these are averages and I am sure there are a few larger than black asians and a few larger than white middle easteners. The vaginas of those women average at depth and width correspond with the males. Basing your knowledge on pornography is a very bad way to judge anything. I do not know any plumbers who get laid by women who can deepthroat that answer the door barely dressed with a pick up line like “so I think you need your pipes cleaned” If you want to find out more about sex look up the kinsey institute. Thanks

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    Phil

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