My Shitty Reality TV Show

My fav position is The Osama: I lay back and she blows the hell out of me.

“Have you been nailed in all three holes yet? No? I have.”

Best… Job…Ever…

source

Read.. pay special attention to the 2nd paragraph…

Illegal city brothels will proliferate in Melbourne’s city centre, according to the owners of legal brothels, unless the State Government cracks down on their operators.

The warning came after the Melbourne City Council last night decided against resuming its former policy of paying private investigators to have sex in illegal brothels, to gather evidence of a breach of planning rules.

Instead, Lord Mayor John So will join with the Municipal Association of Victoria to put pressure on the State Government’s Consumer Affairs Department to do more about illegal brothels.

Planners say illegal brothels in the city centre are growing.

Under the 1994 Prostitution Control Act, which legalised prostitution in Victoria, Consumer Affairs Victoria is charged with enforcement action against illegal operators. But critics say the department never takes action against illegal brothels.

Municipal Association of Victoria president Dick Gross wrote to Premier Steve Bracks earlier this year complaining that the department had never taken “successful enforcement action against an illegal brothel”.

Cr Gross said last night he was pleased the Lord Mayor was taking up the issue.

But the Australian Adult Entertainment Industry, the group representing legal brothels and escort agencies, dismissed the Lord Mayor’s response as “half-baked”.

Thanks to digg.com

Look at him… Not a care in the world sporting such a satisfied expression on his face.
I want that too!
Fuck natural selection!

hahahaha this made the milk go up my nose.

And I thought… why not turn jihadthisfilth.com into a porno site with lots of top notch free porn..
Think about it.. it is the fucking perfect domain for a free awesome porn site… whose with me?

The language being spoken is pushto… which is the language spoken in the north western parts of pakiland… you know.. where all the scummy terrorists are.

Though I must say… This really doesn’t do justice to the pathan ladieeez (and pathan men for that matter ). I’ve been there and some of them are quite hot with their perfectly sun kissed smooth soft skin . Possibly the hottest race in south asia. Shame their made to cover up all the time though
We could really do with some USA styles liberation up there I think

watch at your own risk!!