“Have you been nailed in all three holes yet? No? I have.”

Best… Job…Ever…

source

Read.. pay special attention to the 2nd paragraph…

Illegal city brothels will proliferate in Melbourne’s city centre, according to the owners of legal brothels, unless the State Government cracks down on their operators.

The warning came after the Melbourne City Council last night decided against resuming its former policy of paying private investigators to have sex in illegal brothels, to gather evidence of a breach of planning rules.

Instead, Lord Mayor John So will join with the Municipal Association of Victoria to put pressure on the State Government’s Consumer Affairs Department to do more about illegal brothels.

Planners say illegal brothels in the city centre are growing.

Under the 1994 Prostitution Control Act, which legalised prostitution in Victoria, Consumer Affairs Victoria is charged with enforcement action against illegal operators. But critics say the department never takes action against illegal brothels.

Municipal Association of Victoria president Dick Gross wrote to Premier Steve Bracks earlier this year complaining that the department had never taken “successful enforcement action against an illegal brothel”.

Cr Gross said last night he was pleased the Lord Mayor was taking up the issue.

But the Australian Adult Entertainment Industry, the group representing legal brothels and escort agencies, dismissed the Lord Mayor’s response as “half-baked”.

Thanks to digg.com

Look at him… Not a care in the world sporting such a satisfied expression on his face.
I want that too!
Fuck natural selection!

hahahaha this made the milk go up my nose.

And I thought… why not turn jihadthisfilth.com into a porno site with lots of top notch free porn..
Think about it.. it is the fucking perfect domain for a free awesome porn site… whose with me?

The language being spoken is pushto… which is the language spoken in the north western parts of pakiland… you know.. where all the scummy terrorists are.

Though I must say… This really doesn’t do justice to the pathan ladieeez (and pathan men for that matter ). I’ve been there and some of them are quite hot with their perfectly sun kissed smooth soft skin . Possibly the hottest race in south asia. Shame their made to cover up all the time though
We could really do with some USA styles liberation up there I think

watch at your own risk!!

I saw this dude on one of the paki tv channels (geo) the other day. Quickly grabbed my phone and took a photo…
You know if this whole.. education thing doesn’t workout… I am soo going to pakiland and becoming a model or something
If people like him can come on tv I’m sure I can too.

I already have offers of gay porn coming to me after I put up a video of my hands…

I got this email a couple of days ago:

Frank wrote:
Dear Abul Nusrat,

We, from gaymodels.nl, are highly interested in your hands. They seem highly experienced and trained in stimulating penises, whether it’s yours or other men’s. We would like you to perform handjobs for us to record. Other sexual activities can be negotiated. Please sign with it us, it would be the best for both of us!

Sincerely,

Frank, Head of gaymodels.nl

Website: www.gaymodels.nl

and I already have a fan following as shown by the following email:

i loveeee yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu heheheh can i kidnap you and chain you to my radiator pls ;p oh come on dont b like that =( x

Yeah I think I’d be hot shit in Pakiland…

for those who dont get it… i say: “on these fucking sexyy fingers yess… yess we willl.. ooooo”

*shakes head* what a shit fucking video… you are but a shadow of your formel glory abdul just fuck off and die
but…
Yes those are my hands. If you want me to model a watch for your company contact me using the contact form. Yes that is my voice… if you want me to do the voice for a cartoon character… or scream out loud totally bitch rippin hardcore death metal vocals for your band… again… contact me using the form

Thank You

300, sparta,spartans,fingering,finger,fingers,hands,hand,scottish

You know what sucks most about being 20?
When your 19 and you look at barely legal 16 (yes 16 is legal in the uk) year old flesh you think… ok… shes a teen shes legal… I’m a teen… fair game.

But when your 20 all that changes… suddenly 16 year olds become toddlers in your eyes and your mind refuses to acknowledge pretty things who look under 18
On a sidenote… I just bought the manliest thing… ever!

Can I get a “fuck…yess!!”

men,manly,manliest,kleenex,tissue

haha I fucking love his psychotic laugh at the end