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Nigga grabbed ma balls

March 10th, 2007 | 2 Comments » 
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Here is the full story
you can watch the footage here

Basically… the cop tried to cuff her… she resisted arrest tried to grab his balls and knee him… so he punched her to subdue her.. it had no effect so he punched her a few more times.

I was appalled personally… just sickened… My little cousins watched this footage on tv and asked me questions about it… How am I to explain to them what they had just witnessed… such cowardice shown by a man of the law!

I am appalled because these are the men that are supposed to protect civilians like you and me every single day… We live in a country where we believe it is our right to not be afraid of anyone because we know the cops are doing a great job looking after our interests… or at least should be… how wrong was I…

This pussy ass motherfucker had to punch her 5 times to subdue her…
And to believe I trusted these fucking fairies… trusted in their strength and willingness to protect me… I am ashamed.

Any male officer who cannot jong (pwn) a bitch with one blow to her body is unfit to be a cop!

Think what Samuel L Jackson would have done. You think Samuel L Jackson would have to smack a ho 5 times just to cuff her? Hell no… He’d just take his cock out smack her with it once and she’ll be out cold like a bitch that just got cock slapped by Samuel L Jackson.

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Of coming under fire in hostile waters and queefs

February 25th, 2007 | 5 Comments » 
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6384781.stm

The entire crime took about five minutes and the girl knew her parents and sister had been shot while she was being raped, the hearing heard.

So let’s get this right… the “crime” lasted 5 minutes in total… this involved the girls family getting shot… and the girl getting raped. 3 marines… each raped the girl… 5 minutes total time spent fucking.

Now these are grown well built healthy men… 3 marines… 5 minutes… Now either 14 year old iraqis are tight as a pigeons butt or we have us a bunch of premature ejaculators. But It’s ok… they’ll have plenty of time to perfect their ability to resist blowing their load when in tight quarters in prison.

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Indian Stunt horse…

January 11th, 2007 | 4 Comments » 
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damn 1971…

December 12th, 2006 | 2 Comments » 
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Fly Pelican Fly…

October 25th, 2006 | 5 Comments » 
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read: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm

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You know you’re scum when another bird ends up eating YOU instead of the fishys in the water.

I think the pelican should be awarded a Victoria Cross… (British equivalent of the medal of honour… fucking Americans…) It’s quite a feat for a bird thats usually accustomed to swallowing slippery small fishes *golf clap* I wonder if it will be a case of “once you go black you never go back” with the pelican… I hope so.

P.S… did you catch my Tony Montana Scarface reference with the title? haha man… I’m so witty *blows hot air from his mouth onto his nails then rubs them against his very very black shirt*

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Edinburgh Photography

October 10th, 2006 | 11 Comments » 
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So yes… here are some photos of edinburgh. Click on them to open up larger sized images. For the panorama at the end click on it… then click on the image that appears to open it up full screen.

Just a random photo of some building… I have no idea what the building is.

Here is a photo from on top of Arthur’s seat (the hill to the right in the last photo)

A couple of emo photos… I never realised my head was THAT huge… or maybe it’s all the hair… yes I am going with the hair theory :p

And a huge panorama…. see the crane and a dome right in the centre of the photo? I live about 3 mins away (walking) from there.
Your browser might compress the image to fit in the window… maximise it… it looks much nicer that way :D
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heres one taken from my phone… Of a true rebel. Society expects us to wear our trousers above our ass cracks but this guy was having none of that… *salutes*

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haha i forgot to type in a title and all i saw was a penis.

September 28th, 2006 | 6 Comments » 
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I still don’t have internet in my room and hence the lack of a more immediate update. As promised here are some photos of my room.

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Yes I opened my laptop just for this photo…

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My room key, phone, lighter, swiss army knife and two adorable breast cancer research ribons that I wear frequently because their pretty and pink… and I love boobies and oh yeah… cancer sucks.

As for the lighter I have not taken up smoking. I just get asked for “a light” so often I thought I’d just get one plus zippos are immensely fun to play with. That “click” sound they make… I never get tired of it.

Funny thing is since I’ve gotten a lighter people seem to have stopped asking me for one… but when they see me playing with one as I’m walking around I’ve gotten asked for a “spare cigarette” a few times. You spend your life saying “sorry… don’t smoke” when you don’t have a lighter and you spend your life saying the same thing when you have a lighter.

Though I never add “I don’t smoke” to the sentence when I say no it just sounds rude.

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Here is the view from my window… yeah nothing spectacular but that’s ok. I only really use my room when I want to sleep rest of the time I’m out.

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Ah yes the dustbin next to the bed… for obvious reasons. Or maybe not so obvious… let me give you a hint… I don’t get drunk…

And there is the legendary divet cover and pillow case… I doubt anyone else at my accomodation has such funky bedding….

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here is a closeup…

As for what I’ve been getting up to… Well lets just say it sucks that my sisters know about this blog… I cannot be as open about my life at times as I could be if they didn’t.

But let me qoute a great man “There is a time and a place for everything… and it’s called college” had it right.

Edinburgh Is beatiful. So clean and peaceful. Hardly any black people/chavs or neds as scots call them around so you feel much safer walking around at night.

I’d like to think I’m not prejudiced but that really is wishful thinking. If I am on my own at night walking around and I see a black person walking towards me my first thought is “shit”.

Classes have started now… but at the moment we’re just doing easy peasy stuff I’ve already done… Apparantly the whole first semester is going to be like that… Oh apart from astronomy… yeah I chose astronomy and cosmology as my optional course for the first semester because it has the right amount of calculations, physics and philosophy.

I’ll take photos of other parts of my accomodation and put them up sometime soon.
Feel free to ask me questions if you want…

Abdul Is Going Away.

September 10th, 2006 | 10 Comments » 
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To Edinburgh for 5 years. You know… uni stuff.

Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland for those who do not know and a gorgeous place check out some photos here if you are interested.

Abdul will be moving his place of residence yet again. It has become second nature to me and does not bother me at all. With my father being in the army we moved from place to place every couple of years… sometimes less.

In the 19 years of my life I’ve prolly lived in about 10 different hmm *counts* yes 10. Edinburgh will be the 11th.

Where is the witty funniness gone you ask? I think it went with the hair… No I am serious… I get my hair cut short and my blog starts to rot… must be a connection there surely.

Anyway… I need to get back t packing now. I’m leaving in 8 hours and I still have not packed all my things… typical Abdul behaviour.

But man… I am so looking forward to attempting to mate with the female sex of planet earth with fermented grain as the instigator… oh yes *dry humps the air*

I’ll let you all know I’ve reached safely when I get the internet up and running because I know you all love me so much I’ll also throw in photos of the apartment… and my room

speaking of which.. I just noticed my granny gave me a lilac duvet cover with big flowers on it… and matching pillow case… do you think that’ll hinder my sex life while I am there?

but then again I did shave all my pubes off… yes even the balls proof (crappy picture quality I know…)

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So I think I’ll be ok…

Me l33t Pc Cooling System

August 10th, 2006 | 5 Comments » 
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My pc kept shutting off due to overheating whenever I would do some lenghty video encoding stuff or played a system intensive video game… so I did what all true geeks do… sacrificed my comfort (I only have one fan…) to make my pc more comfortable:

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I Just Got Owned In My Toilet

August 5th, 2006 | 7 Comments » 
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abdul's ickle thread

Your peeing… phone in one hand and look down and see this ^
Yeah… a thread sticking out of your shirt so you do what anyone would do and pull at it… So I grab the end and pluck it with all my might… only this time the thread turned out to be something else.

Yes ladies and gents today Abdul learned the hard way why keeping your wang’s lurve nest nicely trimmed/shaved is so important.

Luckily I had my phone (camera phone baby) with me and was able to take a photo of this priceless moment in time. I can still feel the root crying out in pain :’(