Loading ...Emo kids are just variants of goths. Difference being of course that while for goths, pain and suffering involves raping eye-sockets and gruesome decapitations, for emo kids it revolves around pretending your lonely and dont have any friends, and of course the major cause of suicide… not getting those £40 trousers from gap or H&M or where those crazy people shop.
This I call my Pussified theory. I believe their both stem from the same basic pussy.
I have also derived a relationship which can be used to calculate how depressed an emo/goth kid is at any given instant:
Ammount of depression = days its been since he/she last wrote a lame poem about pain + days its been since they last pretended to go to a grave yard at night + days its been since they last complained how no one understands them + days its been since they last tried to act different for the sake of being different + days its been since they last went to urbis - ammount of eyeliner left - packets of black hair dye left - money collected to buy a new pentagram/itchy scarf - ammount of “greasy hair effect” cream left
Note: Urbis is just a hangout place for the “cool” goth and emo kids in manchester, replace it in the equation with the place they hangout at in your city.
Note2: This equation is in no way complete, I will be conferring with my wise companions over the coming weeks, the equation might be altered with time to take into account the latest trends/activities of the pussies. Also, new equations may be formed to calculate things like for instance: How much whining it takes for their moms to give them a pound to shut the fuck up, or how many goths it takes to drive to a slipknot concert etc.
Abdul
wat the hell how lame are u? urbis is just a place to hang out dont know what the hell your on about with pain and sad poems we meet up to have a laff and what the hell with the equations? i feel sorry for you u took the time to make up soem very lame equations that really dont make sense the whole review sucks.
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dont know
April 17th, 2005
The fact that you actually took it seriously gives me immense amount of pleasure
*reaches for his pillow girlfriend*
Relax… Here have some cheese
there you go…. :flirt:
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Abdul
April 17th, 2005
pleasure??? wat? took what seriously pillow girlfriend??
what is wrong with you
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dont know
April 19th, 2005
heh nevermind…
14?
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Abdul
April 19th, 2005
14 yes that is my age
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dont know
April 19th, 2005
woah… im good arent i…
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Abdul
April 19th, 2005
not really its my age im quite sure a lot of people know it for some reason i think u enjoy the fact that what u wrote about urbis annoyed me
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dont know
April 19th, 2005
NOW you get it :P… i love it when people get annoyed at what i write…
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Abdul
April 19th, 2005
So youu wrote all that, lame equations anall and didnt even mean it? why go to all the effort
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dont know
April 20th, 2005
…because im sad… and lonely… and have no life…
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Abdul
April 20th, 2005
Why are you telling me this? Your sad and lonely and have no life aww poor you you have to call the people who do have lifes see now i understand you!
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dont know
April 20th, 2005
good for you…
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Abdul
April 20th, 2005
no for you doubt u have any friends so theres a comfort in knowing tht sum1 understands ur strange and twisted mind
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dont know
April 21st, 2005
I do have friends, and they hate goth/emo kids more than I do
:D
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Abdul
April 21st, 2005
are those friends in your head? oh sorry we cant all be chavs like you oh you’v inspired me now id much prefer to listen to phat beats n act like a gangsta than be myself (cough) not
ooohhh sick man
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dont know
April 21st, 2005
if you had bothered going to the about me section you would have noticed i dont listen to
rap/rnb
Look at todays post… that sums up my hate towards goth kids.
Good day little girl.
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Abdul
April 21st, 2005
NO im not looking!!! i cant be bothered cause it honestly doesnt matter to me you call who you want! i really dont care enjoy leading your sad little life by calling people with better lives than you its kinda funny actually so please carry on u sad little boy
have a happy and chavful life goodnight
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dont know
April 21st, 2005
hmm… yet you spend soo much time commenting on this one post
I hope you meet/get mugged by/get beaten the shit out of by a real scallie soon. Maybe then you’ll know what a chav/scallie really is rather than call people who are smarter than you a “chav”
:yes:
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Abdul
April 21st, 2005
smarter than me my arse i look down on you dear child i go school remember i have to look at many chavs evryday and have to say i find you sooo much more annoyin than them u immature being
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dont know
April 21st, 2005
Wait till you get a little older and stop thinking of the pseudo goth culture as being “cool”.
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Abdul
April 21st, 2005