Loading ...I was in town roaming around with my smart friends. We are soo smart and awesome we go to museums to kill time.
Anyhoo… Chris got this brilliant idea of visiting the church of Scientology. They advertise free personality tests…we had nothing to lose.
So we walk in… it looked like a small book shop. There was a blonde middle aged woman sitting in a corner. Paul told her we were interested in the free personality tests… she handed out a poorly photocopied piece of paper with 200 questions on the back to each of us and told us we could take it home fill it in and bring it back to her…
I scanned the questionnaire and attached it at the end of this post.
I was quite surprised actually. I had heard how they try and suck you in… try and convince you you really need their help to become a better person. I was half expecting her to pull out one of those old gold watches… with the chain… and swing it in front of our eyes whilst uttering suggestions in a monotonous voice… nothing like that happened. She seemed pretty normal.
I guess the brainwashing starts when you take to them the filled out personality test… and they tell you how fucked up you are.
I tried filling in the questionnaire… but got bored after question 37.
Here is a brief history of earth as taught by scientologists: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu#Summary_of_the_Xenu_story
And here is the questionnaire:
front: http://www.jihadthisfilth.com/images/2006/04/scientology-front.gif
back: http://www.jihadthisfilth.com/images/2006/04/scientology.gif
Hahahaa I’ve seen the South Park episode about Scientology, which is the biggest piece of crap ever. It’s like a commercial religion, they indeed try to suck you into their group and have you pay for that ( often unneeded ) help. Dude, please, do me a favor and fill in the entire thing and let them figure you out and see if you need “help” too
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Too bad there are no Scientologists in The Netherlands, I so would have gone to find one and to the test as well, just for the fun of it and see in their perspective like what kind of help I need ( I’ll probably need to be in some kind of psychiatric centre according to them )
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Frankey
April 23rd, 2006
yeah I’ll try to get past question 37 later today. and give it to em tomorrow
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Abdul
April 23rd, 2006
religion and the idea of higher powers in itself is bullshit in my opinion… but a “religion” where your progress depends on the amount of money you dish out… it’s just… so very wrong.
anyhoo.. just filled out the questionnaire we’ll see what they say
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Abdul
April 23rd, 2006
yeah i was a bit suprised by it myself. I expect that if we had gone in separately and not in a group of 4 six foot tall lads, maybe she would have tried it. When we do go back maybe we should go in one at a time
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Mr PC
April 24th, 2006
have you filled in the questionnaire yet?
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Abdul
April 24th, 2006
have u got the damn reply yet? :/
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Frankey
May 10th, 2006