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Rate My Suit :D

March 30th, 2007 |  
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I saw this dude on one of the paki tv channels (geo) the other day. Quickly grabbed my phone and took a photo…
You know if this whole.. education thing doesn’t workout… I am soo going to pakiland and becoming a model or something :|
If people like him can come on tv I’m sure I can too.

I already have offers of gay porn coming to me after I put up a video of my hands…

I got this email a couple of days ago:

Frank wrote:
Dear Abul Nusrat,

We, from gaymodels.nl, are highly interested in your hands. They seem highly experienced and trained in stimulating penises, whether it’s yours or other men’s. We would like you to perform handjobs for us to record. Other sexual activities can be negotiated. Please sign with it us, it would be the best for both of us!

Sincerely,

Frank, Head of gaymodels.nl

Website: www.gaymodels.nl

and I already have a fan following as shown by the following email:

i loveeee yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu heheheh can i kidnap you and chain you to my radiator pls ;p oh come on dont b like that =( x

Yeah I think I’d be hot shit in Pakiland…

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10 Responses to “Rate My Suit :D”

  1. i give it 1/10

    10/10 for the suit, that sweet tie, and the mmm-mm-mmm tie.

    the red armpit ruins it for me.

    [Reply]

    not paul

  2. wow the paki version of john travolta!

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  3. i always always knew you could do porn..and youve done me proud today son.
    *tear*

    [Reply]

    sanu

  4. hes a fucking newscaster man. newscasters arent supposed to be hot. any relatively hot newscasters (a case can be made for that indian chick on cnn) are an exception to the rule.
    but then again, i must say, newscasters shouldnt be that ghastly either :| me falla el corazón

    [Reply]

    shahzad

  5. it isn’t about his looks man… i was more taking the piss because of his suit!
    just look at it… I know newscasters aren’t supposed to be hot but they can at least dress in something that isn’t so fucking vile and distracting.

    p.s the bbc has 2-3 quite handsome male newscasters :D

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  6. hahaha

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  7. he isn’t THAT wide btw… it’s a case of a 4:3 tv show being run on a 16:9 screen.

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  8. Personally…I feel a stripey tie would have looked sexier..er..more co ordinated..

    I have this urge to strangle him….Hmm… =)

    [Reply]

    Rabies

  9. This person has never seen Natasha Kaplinsky.

    She could take an earthquake in malaysia and make it feel like an eruption in my pants. The news was never sexier.

    [Reply]

    Paul

  10. Yummy

    [Reply]

    Pavan (Error:Operator)

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