She Loves Getting Head
June 13th, 2006 |
An MSN conversation with a fellow human who was unaware of my rather odd lifestyle and by odd I mean totally lame sad and pathetic and he should just jump in front of a speeding train and end the misery already type.
Zainub: so, you never told me…
Zainub: any one Abdul’s interested in?
Abdul: just one…
Zainub: awe, OMG TELL ME.
Abdul: shes nice I guess… shes quite tiny and light weight…loves feathers and to get new clothes…
Zainub: awe, is she white?
Zainub: i dont know how to ask that any other way
Abdul: yes… she is white… on the inside.
Zainub: lol, awe i get it
Zainub: name?
Abdul: Ophelia
Zainub: pretty:)
Abdul: I know
I love it
Zainub: so what’s taking so long?
Abdul: well its just that… well… we can’t really communicate that well… when I talk to her its as if I’m talking to a brick wall.. we just dont get eachother
Zainub: oh, i get it..
Zainub: its kinda like that with this other kid thats grabbed my attention…
Abdul: do you wanna see her?
I have a picture…
Zainub: mhm i doo
*Abdul Changes display picture to this:*

Abdul: shes the one im showing the finger too…
Zainub: lol was she there?
Abdul: err.. she IS there…
Abdul: shes wearing the green outfit…
Zainub: …
Zainub: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PILLOW
Zainub: i’m sorry lol….
Zainub: well anything where her face might be visible dear?
Abdul: dude.. it IS a pillow…
Zainub: …
Zainub: WHAT
Zainub: STOP im confused
Zainub: so shes not real?
Zainub: OMG
Zainub: FEATHERS
Zainub: you’re mean
lol







HAHAHAH
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papier-mache
June 13th, 2006
i love everyone
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sanu
June 13th, 2006
hahaha
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Frankey
June 13th, 2006
….oh god, i’m such a moron
AND THAT TITLE BETTER NOT BE ABOUT ME.
kay bye =)
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igor, hint hint*
June 14th, 2006
that’s all I get? :/
Wher’s the “oh I missed you soo much baby… without you the days seemed oh soo very very long…”
fucker
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Abdul
June 14th, 2006
what the hell…id swear i my post was a LOT longer :/ That was only the first sentence…weird :s but yeh my keyboard is a bit fucked up :p
“omg abs i missed you so much honey, i had the feeling my anus was starting to grow tight again! that was so scary baby! please come to me quick…my euthuris is begging for some paki attention!”
happy now?
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Frankey
June 14th, 2006
yes.. very
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Abdul
June 14th, 2006
the title is about my pillow… she loves receiving my head…
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Abdul
June 14th, 2006
hehehe
that was unexpected
well nice name for pillow
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roushay
June 15th, 2006
OH that’s funny!!!…I knew where it was going…but the person you were chatting to..haha funny!!!
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Kelianne
June 28th, 2006
Isn’t Zainab a chick’s name?
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bananaman
July 10th, 2006