This is your captain speaking. We've crash landed at the frontal lobe. Please vacate the plane with care. We don't know what you might find on the outside...but it will most probably be quite fucked up

She Loves Getting Head

June 13th, 2006 |  
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

An MSN conversation with a fellow human who was unaware of my rather odd lifestyle and by odd I mean totally lame sad and pathetic and he should just jump in front of a speeding train and end the misery already type.

Zainub: so, you never told me…
Zainub: any one Abdul’s interested in? ;) Abdul: just one…
Zainub: awe, OMG TELL ME.
Abdul: shes nice I guess… shes quite tiny and light weight…loves feathers and to get new clothes…
Zainub: awe, is she white?
Zainub: i dont know how to ask that any other way
Abdul: yes… she is white… on the inside.
Zainub: lol, awe i get it
Zainub: name?
Abdul: Ophelia
Zainub: pretty:)
Abdul: I know :) I love it
Zainub: so what’s taking so long?
Abdul: well its just that… well… we can’t really communicate that well… when I talk to her its as if I’m talking to a brick wall.. we just dont get eachother :( Zainub: oh, i get it..
Zainub: its kinda like that with this other kid thats grabbed my attention…
Abdul: do you wanna see her? :D I have a picture…
Zainub: mhm i doo

*Abdul Changes display picture to this:*

ophelia-finger.gif

Abdul: shes the one im showing the finger too…
Zainub: lol was she there?
Abdul: err.. she IS there…
Abdul: shes wearing the green outfit…
Zainub: …
Zainub: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PILLOW
Zainub: i’m sorry lol….
Zainub: well anything where her face might be visible dear?
Abdul: dude.. it IS a pillow…
Zainub: …
Zainub: WHAT
Zainub: STOP im confused :( Zainub: so shes not real?
Zainub: OMG
Zainub: FEATHERS
Zainub: you’re mean :( lol

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • bodytext
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google

11 Responses to “She Loves Getting Head”

  1. HAHAHAH

    [Reply]

    papier-mache

  2. :( i love her too abdul.
    i love everyone

    [Reply]

    sanu

  3. hahaha

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  4. ….oh god, i’m such a moron
    AND THAT TITLE BETTER NOT BE ABOUT ME.
    kay bye =)

    [Reply]

    igor, hint hint*

  5. that’s all I get? :/

    Wher’s the “oh I missed you soo much baby… without you the days seemed oh soo very very long…”

    fucker :(

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  6. what the hell…id swear i my post was a LOT longer :/ That was only the first sentence…weird :s but yeh my keyboard is a bit fucked up :p

    “omg abs i missed you so much honey, i had the feeling my anus was starting to grow tight again! that was so scary baby! please come to me quick…my euthuris is begging for some paki attention!”

    happy now? :D

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  7. yes.. very :D

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  8. the title is about my pillow… she loves receiving my head…

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  9. hehehe
    that was unexpected
    well nice name for pillow :)

    [Reply]

    roushay

  10. OH that’s funny!!!…I knew where it was going…but the person you were chatting to..haha funny!!!

    [Reply]

    Kelianne

  11. Isn’t Zainab a chick’s name?

    [Reply]

    bananaman

Leave a Reply