Shove THIS Up Che’s Ass And Smoke It
May 11th, 2006 |
After I Cash it in of course… So I got a cheque from Google the other day. Yeah… it was sweet. I guess this sort of makes me an employee of one of the biggest most well known corporations in the world ![]()

Had to hide the important details of course… only £79 nothing big.
Any suggestions on what I should do with it?
Be imaginative… no gay suggestions like donating it to these losers:







Buy a ticket to the Netherlands
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Frankey
May 11th, 2006
only if you promise to take me out to buy some of those special dutch brownies…
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Abdul
May 11th, 2006
ever wonder why starving african kids always look the same? Thats because they ARE the same.
They’ve been using the same starving African kid in all their photos since Band-aid twenty years ago. They’ve found the IDEAL starving African kid and they won’t let him go till they’ve stuffed their bank accounts with it!
Buy a sleeping bag Abdul
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Mr PC
May 12th, 2006
no… I think the simple reason is… their all black… black people tend to look the same because they are such a pure race.
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Abdul
May 12th, 2006
oh i will
seriously, its so easy to get pot here 
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Frankey
May 12th, 2006
I know it is… dont rub it in asshole… at least not the pot thing…
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Abdul
May 12th, 2006
especially because you figured out that nature doesn’t want us getting with other races all that long time ago.
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Mr PC
May 12th, 2006
So you’re making money…off Adsense, I’m guessing?
It’s such a sad day, I’ve had one for 2 years and I’m still no where near a bloody check.
Nice penises though, very shapely.
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Sasquatch
May 13th, 2006
what site do you run? let me see
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Abdul
May 13th, 2006
mixing races is fine… just not the extreme ones… realistically speaking… a big black dude with a 4 feet 9 japanese chick… it can only work in the magical world of porno.
actually… I’d like to see what a half black half chink kid looks like… man that’ll be one freaky baby.
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Abdul
May 13th, 2006
Nothing at the moment, bud. I have the hardest time keeping blogs… yes, commitment problems.
And I can’t find my wordpress blog.
How long did it take you to get the check?
Next time ask for stock options, you don’t wanna be known as the paki that got left behind with making honest money.
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Sasquatch
May 13th, 2006
what do you do for google?
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In all seriousness
May 13th, 2006
By the way guys, I very much urge you ALL to make a donation to abdul’s website. Running it costs more money than you would think and he could use the help. He’s been mooching money off me for a few months now.
and abdul, make your donate now button larger. I can barely see it there!
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Mr PC
May 14th, 2006
paul… stfu.
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Abdul
May 14th, 2006
oh… and you must also know… I am VERY boring in real life. I just fake it well on the internet. So us two will just end up sitting around staring at the walls and not saying anything. Your ok with that right…?
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Abdul
May 14th, 2006
i think you should donate the money to me. I could use it, though i would probably buy bud, the new neil young album, and gasoline…so whatever you do have fun…i would.
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Kayleigh
May 14th, 2006
2.5 months.
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Abdul
May 14th, 2006
nice girls dont kiss and tell.
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Abdul
May 14th, 2006
how much does “the bud” cost?
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Abdul
May 14th, 2006
Cute.
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In all seriousness
May 15th, 2006
$25 or $45 depends
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Kayleigh
May 15th, 2006
Im not boring at all…I’ll make you non-boring
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Frankey
May 15th, 2006
Dear Abdul
I am a big fan of yours and have been following your blog for 19 hours now. It made me smile, especially the negro-pictures.
In my opinion you should seriously think about donating the money to charity but not Africa. Africa is a lie. It does not exist and as such neither does starvation or poverty. Regardless, for to long now we have been giving them free money yet they still come back every year for more. If Africans are really suffering world superpowers should re-assess what is needed. Do they really need t-shirts, blankets and old M&S knitwear? Surely such items aren’t needed especially when the weather is pretty good all year round. Should we not send them parasols, deckchairs and maybe a mr.Softy ice cream van?
Obvioiusly Africa is still pretty rubbish despite Lenny Henry marrying Dawn French, I think it is time that we force the silver-spoon of empathy down the throats of Eskimos. Living in Igloos just doesn’t make sense and I’m sure they could really do with a blanket or two.
If your are interested in helping the Inuits then please forward £79 to my address. Cash only please.
thanking you
Mr. E Chition
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Mr Greasey Balls
May 16th, 2006
hahahaha. right on brutha.
The real problem… are the leaders. no matter how much money we send the cocksuckers are only going to spend it buying weapons and killing other niggers. it’s what black people love to do in africa. the amount of money we’ve sent over the years should surely have made a difference… if only it was being used.
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Abdul
May 16th, 2006
Wow….that’s like, inflation. The bud never costs that much here.
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Sasquatch
May 16th, 2006
blame the war in iraq!
in the 70’s 80’s everything was communisms fault… these days its iraq.
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Abdul
May 16th, 2006