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- Stories from my life
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- "...No! I hate hippies" - Cartman
- "Excuse me...there's a small turd in my food..." "That's the chicken"... :/
- "Im abandoning you now abdul, stop being such a hippy!" - Paul
- "im not fat im big boned!!"
- *eeeeeeeeeeeee*
- *shoots em in the head* *fucks brain out through hole*
- :|
- a *tishu* a *tishu* and it all falls out!!
- A Short Story By Chuck Palahniuk
- A simpletonium simpleton.
- A splishy and a splashy and a splish splasharoo
- A to B
- abdu gooin hoooome
- Abdul Cut His Hair! OMFG!
- Abdul Is Going Away.
- Always Ultra: What CANT it suck?! â„¢
- An encounter of the sensual kind.
- An ode to the incident ray
- And all the bunny's took to the streets and rejoiced...
- April can write a report about MY downtown area anyday ;)
- Attack Of The Clones
- Chipkali Induced schoolgirl screams
- Coke Makes Baby Muhammad Cry! Coke... and Cartoons.
- Complexed Teenage Scum
- damn 1971...
- Damn Easter break!
- Doodles only
- Drifting in between consciousness and dreams of naked people
- Edinburgh Photography
- Excessive boredom + Vaseline intensive care = my life ;)
- First Blood actually its prolly the 90149th one...
- Flexing them vocal chords *duffman* OH YEAH!! */duffman*
- Fly Pelican Fly...
- Geek ul nurde dorkus
- green green hills with the green green grass
- haha i forgot to type in a title and all i saw was a penis.
- Here You Go Fags
- Hi! I'm Abs's Anus Worm
- Honesty died and went to hell.
- Honey... have you seen my brain anywhere?
- I ain't gonna help no kids foo'
- I died and went to heaven for them...
- I finally did it Mama... I did it!! :'(
- I iz "Shorty" For A Day. Y'all Know The Song...
- I Just Got Owned In My Toilet
- I may fade away with the coming morning breeze.
- i r da l33t s3X0r
- I'll tell your mommy a few other things too...ho ho ho
- I'm not gay, my boyfriend is.
- If you make it bleed you get MY cactus surprise
- if you watch one video before you die.... make it this one
- Im no writer, im just an angry kid with a keyboard
- Indian Stunt horse...
- Innocence of a child... ruined... almost ;)
- It's been a while since I ripped on brit pakis...
- Its good to be the king
- Jackovs guide to: FORCE PULL
- Japanese chicks farting on a guys face
- Japanese Girls Know How To Show You A Good Time
- Jesus kiddy fiddling Christ... What have I done...
- London bridge is falling down falling down *shoots himself*
- Luke Hinchliffe is a god
- Ma boy's a man now!
- Machete
- Manliest Men Make Mud Mouthed Monsters Munch Many Mothers
- Me l33t Pc Cooling System
- mmmm keep going baby mmm yes thats it.. secx that parametric off my asymptote
- My Gorgeous Hands And Spartan Kings with scottish accents...
- Next Thing You Know They'll want to Vote!
- No one messes with the do!! *points at head*
- Oh melons!
- ok then....
- Parting of the sea
- Paul's mom is NOT hot...
- Poetry for high Iq's
- pretty ickle seeds everywhere...
- Pussified Theory
- Put This On Your Myspace And Smoke It!
- Rate My Suit :D
- Ready for me.
- REAL geeks laugh at chemistry!
- Return of THE Georgie Grub
- Rolly pollies
- saint su*k my big fat fu*king sa*sage day!! :D
- She Loves Getting Head
- Shove THIS Up Che's Ass And Smoke It
- Snow, Hot italian and "teacher"
- So I was thought showering...
- some changes...
- Stone cold boneration
- STOP ISLAMOPHOBIA NOW!
- Teri pan di phuddi
- The Best Birthday Present
- The clouds parted followed by a nasty smell...
- The evil elves switched the keys around!
- The Reason For The Lack Of Updates...
- The sacred clit 1:1
- There's Fire Under Those Hijabs!
- Theres a brown girl in the wind la la la la la
- They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
- Thori se jo pe le hai
- Today... the unthinkable happened
- Translation in the Y direction with a factor 2
- Velcro Gloves Baybeh
- Volatile Obsessions of the ball-less behind
- Wanabee stone age free willy adventurers
- We iz snoops innit
- We're gonna need a montage
- Why must they embarrass me all the time?
- You know you have a geek in your class when...
- You like your bath hot... or warm...?
- BF Bootcamp
- Entertainment
- "Gives New Meaning To Private Dick"
- "Sick! I felt it on my face"
- A nice fruitbowl
- Counting Orgasms
- Escapa!: Yet another addictive online game.
- Gayniggers From Outer Space
- Intellectual abortion
- Jesus Goes To The Porn Convention
- Jihan Mubarak From Toba Tek Singh
- Lungis Are Irresistible
- Mein Saviour
- mmm You Can Eat My Asshole baby ;)
- More Wonders Of Paki Cinema
- Now THIS is what I call great photography
- Rent A Friend
- Revenge of the Sith
- Sexy Topless Indian Men Getting Down \m/
- something for you to watch...
- Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
- sweet sounding longitudnal waves
- The best erotic story
- The Dark Lord hath cometh in my BUTTeth
- The geek strikes back!
- Two Pathan Chicks get it on...
- Handy "stuff"
- Another reason to give my virginity to Google
- Blogger Ban In Pakistan: A Guide To Getting Around It
- Hey who turned off the lights!
- Holy dancing sock puppets batman!
- Lonely no more
- Nothing like a little ego stroking early in the morning
- Satellite Imagery Tool
- Why do you even use Internet explorer? :/
- Women's Day Gift Ideas
- Politics/Social/Religion/etc
- "Yeah but they all want to Jihad my white ass!" - Paul
- Abort!! Abort!!
- BAH! all the hot nurses are always in the children's ward.
- Battlefield 2 Jihad
- Damn Niggz! look at all these shites
- Everybody was kung-fu fighting
- Flying Koran's with lasers!
- I am Butt... Malik Butt... from Chicha Watni
- I grow poppies in my anus...what about you?
- I'm Banned In Denmark!
- Literally an illiterate little lamb
- Mullah Gibson?
- Muslims are cry babies because their daddies stole their foreskin
- My Dad stormed the beach at Normandy
- New Muhammad Cartoons by a Dutch fag!
- Nigga grabbed ma balls
- Of coming under fire in hostile waters and queefs
- Of Hizb ut Tahir and Big black penises
- Oh Darwin tau meray shehar da jay!
- Oh Noes! Is Abdul out of kickass titles?
- Paki Pimp Daddyo dawgs
- Protests in Iran!
- Same colour good, different colour, bad
- There is no justice
- You know brit paki kids suck hairy bitchtits when...
- ZeFrank on V-day
- Quotes
- Random randomness
- A man is judged by the company he keeps
- aww look at those rosy cheeks
- Baby... why do you love me? because you have breasts...?
- Bad ass mofo!
- Fork me.
- I'm keepin it real foo'
- I'm on a strict diet you see...
- In the words of the great Sam: "eeeeeeek"
- Infedilicious!
- MSN Search ROCKS!
- My hello (again) world! post :D
- Oh I was looking for "granny sex" because I wanted to know what sex grannys belong to...yeah...
- Paul's kitchen table is the centre of the universe and so am I because I am sitting on it
- So sexy it hurts
- Ticks and leeches... well mostly it was the leeches...
- Yes it is what your thinking...
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I am Abdul and I shall be your abusive pilot for this flight now fasten your seatbelts before I ass sex your mom!
