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The Best Birthday Present

March 14th, 2005 |  
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My birthday (12th march) passed by without much happening (thankfully!) even though it was my 18th.
No, I did not go out partying all night celebrating the fact that it indeed had been 18 long years since I first came out of the darkness amidst my mother’s feces and screams of pain. Then again I never was bothered much with celebrations, especially those revolving around me.

The highlight of my day however, was receiving a gift from my three year old cousin, Zainab:

No, not the jumper, but the heart shaped, shiny sticker. She never ever gives any stickers to anyone else out of her stash. But she did make an exception just this once. Now some of you may say “what the fuck dude… it’s just a sticker…” But as cheesy as it sounds, it really is more than just a sticker for me.
While she was sticking it on my jumper, she said “don’t take it off!” and by god I wont. It’s staying on as long as it doesn’t fall off itself.

Abdul

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4 Responses to “The Best Birthday Present”

  1. aww
    cute=)

    [Reply]

    Sanu

  2. Abdul

  3. dude. a cute gesture from the infant.

    however was troubles me is that how you were not out partying the whole night trying to get laid.

    everyday you seem to drift farther and farther away from heterosexuality.

    [Reply]

    asfand

  4. hahaha
    I knew that was coming!

    gay dudes go out and try to get laid too you know :p

    [Reply]

    Abdul

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