Loading ...Today something wonderful happened… something I had wanted to happen to me for the past 9 years (No I didn’t finally get an erection, I’ve had those since I was 12 Frank)
Me and my friend Luke were walking by a random public telephone… and he said how he’s never seen them just randomly ring, I noded and commented on how that only happens in the movies…
Guess what happens a split second later… YES!! The phone starts ringing!!
A public telephone just randomly started ringing!! We ran towards it… luke picked it up… put it down he said it was some guy asking for a bishop.
We walk away talking about what a weird coincidence that was… guess what happens next…
Yes it rings again!!
This time I run towards it and pick it up…
“*distortion* Are you the *distortion* bishop?!”
Later we tried to work it out why that person said what he said…
It was either him looking for a drug dealer codenamed bishop… or a pimp codenamed bishop.
But now that I think about it… it could also have been a sign from God… a sign that he wants me to leave everything and make a pilgrimage to Jerusalem where I would pray to wash away my sins and join a catholic choir…
Anyone want to chip in for the plane ticket? 
Abdul
i will come with you. TO JERUSALEM!
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paolito rodriguez
May 23rd, 2005
that’d be pretty cool though…
Plus i have a middle eastern name so ill make sure they dont jihad your ass
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Abdul
May 23rd, 2005
Cool
I first thought you prayed for a gf but that’s funny too 
And indeed I’ve never seen it ring either! It could have also been just like the movies, that they searched for a secret agent or such! Or like the movie The Ring! You have 7 days to live Abs and Luke! 
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Frankey
May 23rd, 2005
abdul doesn’t pray for a girlfriend. damned infidel. I DO
TO JERUSALEM! BUTT KICKING, FOR GOODNESS!
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paolito rodriguez
May 23rd, 2005
oh yeah, with a name like abdul rahman, good luck getting in Israel by plane. I’m gonna be saving your jihadist ass
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paolito rodriguez
May 23rd, 2005
hahaha d00d i don’t have pubes on my hair.. nor a towel on my head i’ll be fine
ha ill even die my hair brown… and shave off my bushy eyebrows to look more caucasian… and i’ll wear a cross… that should cover the jihadist name? :p
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Abdul
May 23rd, 2005
yeah coz you know, those israeli’s they’ve become somewhat complaicent. security just slacking off. all we’d need now is a sarcasm detector
Abdul Rahman - wow, just tack on a Yasin, and you’ll give the security guy a medal for shooting your ass. and you do have a picture of you in your passport… with your bushy eyebrows and pubes in your hair (what the hell, how do you get pubes in your HAIR??? - THATS the sort of stupidity that gonna get you nailed!)
come on. just do what i did to get into Oman without trouble. Pack a whole suitcase full of bacon…. mmm bacon…
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paolito rodriguez
May 23rd, 2005
haha sorry i meant pubes on my face
haha
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Abdul
May 23rd, 2005
last time i commented on your blog it told me to fuck off and rejected my comments.
will you stop with the gay spam controls?
it was probably for a drug dealer named bishop come to think of it.
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asfand
May 24th, 2005
Abdul!
dont you have exams son?
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sanu
May 24th, 2005
son…?
no… not yet
In about 3 of weeks time…
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Abdul
May 24th, 2005
You have a son in 3 weeks time? I thought you were a virgin!
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Frankey
May 24th, 2005
My virginity is but a mere illusion frank…
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Abdul
May 24th, 2005
Sorted… bitch…
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Abdul
May 24th, 2005
so are the pubes in your hair
so we injured zarqawi? i hope the fucker dies
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paolito rodriguez
May 25th, 2005