Loading ...This was perhaps the longest I’ve gone without updating this thing. I apologize. I am aware some of you would have resorted to eating your own arm due to you not getting your fix of lameness that this site provides by the truck load.
I am as you know stuck here in Pakiland for the time being. I’ve gotten used to the crappy roads, the insane drivers and people that look like the overly tanned version of Margaret Thatcher’s saggy butt cheeks…I mean I’ve not even made love to Princess Tinkerbell since I got here!!! (three !!! to stress how important that fact is…)
But one thing I can’t get used to… This motherloving US keyboard!
Every time I type in: @ it replaces it with: ” and they also have their slashes in the wrong places, It’s all too cruel and just plain wrong!
I could set windows so it *thinks* it’s a UK keyboard hence solving my problem but I am sharing this PC with three women who like it the way it is… and they are scary…
Parents didn’t really like the long haired version of Abdul… But they’ve not yet asked me to get it cut. Sister’s like it though.
The best thing about being here is… well how you don’t have to lift a finger yourself. Whatever I need I just ask a sister/ my mom and they get it for me.
I am missing my PC though and the things it enables me to do like play sof2 with wonderful people.
Dad’s dragging me to the gym tomorrow. He thinks I’m way too thin and a little toning up will do me good. Don’t know how I’ll survive… image conscious ugly men eyeing my ass while I’m using the treadmill and all…
My delicate flower of a body was not made to be exercised!
So If you lot do not hear from me again soon… It would be safe to assume I dropped dead while working on my non existent abs.
Abdul @ Jihadland
P.S You know what kicks ass about the London attacks being carried out by Pakis… Now I can call Pakistan Jihadland and be technically correct at the same time!! :bounce:
Man this is just too much awesomeness *phew* I need to lie down now.
exaggerator.
Its not as bad
and *sigh*,my mom wants me to go to the gym too,but thats because she thinks I’m too fat =D.
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sanu
July 16th, 2005
hahahaha. oh man…hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
I can imagine the butt-raping going on. Image conscious, horrendously ugly, perpetually horny men. Shame!
PS: I just noticed the ’support social cleansing’ banner. haha. good shit. \m/
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asfand
July 16th, 2005
haha yeah man…pray that my anal walls are not breached…
Yeah I noticed some sites with the “make poverty history” white band and thought I needed something like that too
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Abdul
July 16th, 2005
*points and laughs at her* FATTY!!
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Abdul
July 16th, 2005
You have hurt me too much =\
too much.
tch
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sanu
July 16th, 2005
You’re sick Abs…you know Princess Tinkerbell needs attention at least twice daily! :p
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Frankey
July 17th, 2005
I’m trying man… I’m having.. uhm… *problems*…
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Abdul
July 17th, 2005
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Abdul
July 17th, 2005
http://www.whowantsabalti.co.uk/piccies/mild/rex.jpg
abdul is not alone..there are bigger achievers =P
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sanu
July 19th, 2005
I don’t lick my balls!!
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Abdul
July 19th, 2005
i bet that if u cud reach em u did :p
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Frankey
July 24th, 2005
you read me like a book
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Abdul
July 24th, 2005