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They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

September 19th, 2005 |  
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Today, that is 19th September, is the talk like a pirate day.

So be sure to include loads of arrr’s, ahoy, matey, aye etc when your conversing with other people.

Check out this site for some info on more words and some pirate pickup lines too :p

Like this gem for instance: I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon

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13 Responses to “They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.”

  1. Well…didnt see anyone but me talking like a pirate :/

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    Frankey

  2. that’s because your the only cool dutch… the others suck ass :p

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    Abdul

  3. Awesome website.. :) We should have talk like a pirate week….
    Well…Im gonna have one.. :P

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    Kohl xXx / Rabz

  4. Today, Thursday the 22nd of September 2005 I’ve officially been called “freak” for the first time! :D I’m so proud of myself. Cause I was annoying some fucking ugly annoying girl, and she tried to annoy me back by pushing me, but she pushed herself to the ground haha :P And later on I asked what she thinks the meaning of life is, just out of nowhere, and that according to me her target in life is annoying people. With which she replied “…you’re such a freak ” which made me shout a “wuuhuuuuu” wildly and I left :P

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    Frankey

  5. hahaha aww I love you man…

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    Abdul

  6. Btw in ur poll it says “..the guy that stole my mom’s foetus” … did you know there are actually people killing women to steal their foetuses?!! :|

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    Frankey

  7. yeah i heard…

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    Abdul

  8. well its just fucking sick :P I mean, you’re sitting in your livingroom, a bell rings, and you have a knife standing your chest, you get pushed on the ground while still alive, you get cut open and see your own foetus being stolen, and you die with an awful lot of pain. Then later the other person has another baby…would’nt adopting be a lot easier?

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    Frankey

  9. Wuhu I have the internet, only http and ftp tho, I cant even use MSN Bastards!

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    Nick

  10. wtf…
    No internet gaming either? :/

    What are you going to do? :O

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    Abdul

  11. Ive just been to a big talk about the residences and it looks like I might be able to get a landline installed, then get broardband. Might cost a bit tho. Although I will then have absolutly no restrictions on what i use the connection for. Might have to get a job, bah

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    Nick

  12. lol…can u host my gaypornwebsite? it’s abs’ favorite and he downloads like 4 gigs a day so need quite some bandwidth!

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    Frankey

  13. Nick having to work! oh sweet jesus how will your body cope?

    Frank: Stfu.

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    Abdul

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