Loading ...I have some terrible news ladies and gentlemen. On the chilly morning of 29th March tragedy struck.
I’m talking tragedy on par with the tsunamis in Asia, or when futurama got taken off the air.
At 0230 GMT my blog became inaccessible! Panic struck and people started grabbing what they could of their possessions and took to the street, fearing for the worst. On investigating further into the matter Professor Mctootle’s found that the cause of all the mayhem was the apparent deletion of a SQL database!
We all immediately laid blame on Al Qaeda operatives. Only they are heartless enough to do something like this.
Luckily we have the honour of having some of the smartest geeks on the face of planet Cuddles working for us, geeks who have never experienced the pleasure of true honey, geeks who were able to repair the damage caused due to this unprovoked and cowardly attack by the terrorists.
Fret not my people, for I have assigned Hardy Mcscribble the job of bringing these cowards to justice! We shall bear any expensive, be not afraid of any sacrifice if it will help to insure our children’s safety in the world tomorrow.
Giant ugly Panda bless us all!
Abdul
The new header is no good.
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Sanu
March 29th, 2005
(lightning with thunder)
Fear not my Child. Sacrifices of thy geeks from planet Cuddles shath naught goeth unrewarded.
Heavens await with sexyeth geeky virgins for thou geeks.
Bless thee.
(some more lightning)
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(some snow for the hellofit)
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Giant Ugly Panda
March 29th, 2005
sanu missing my doodles?
dont worry they’ll be back… soon… :p
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Abdul
March 29th, 2005
and what about the geeks master i.e me, my lord, you know I do not like virgins…
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Abdul
March 29th, 2005
after the geekies are doneth with them virgins.
thy shath devour them all.
(we’re kinda short of women up here)
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Giant Ugly Panda
March 29th, 2005
short of women!! if only you didnt kill so many by sticking them up your ass we could get some more action!!!
*slaps himself* im sorry lord… its just that in the matter of punani i lose my head sometimes… thank you i’ll be happy with the geeks leftovers.
btw… use the reply comment feature damnit *cries* i spent soo long in implementing it and no one uses it… *cries some more*
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Abdul
March 29th, 2005
yet again.
thy prayer gets answered.
thy reply button hath been used.
and it worketh beautifully.
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Giant Ugly Panda
March 29th, 2005
this is one of the reasons I switched to this from blogger, the facility of “replying” to peoples comments, and them getting annoying emails about it
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Abdul
March 29th, 2005
hmm, well i dont get any emails about you replying to my comments.
the geeks from Cuddles need some spanking just for that.
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Giant Ugly Panda
March 29th, 2005
dude… are you sure you dont..? :S
this is weird all the code seems to be in place.. hmm..
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Abdul
March 29th, 2005
dude. first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE FUCKING ADS BHENCHOD?
The comment font is good big too initially. And what’s with the slant? For fucks sake, in trying to be different you’ve just turned this into a girly blog you goddamn asshole.
Its hurting me eyes.
Plus i don’t like the ‘first few words from first line’ thing on the opening blog page.
Come on man, simplify it.
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asfand
March 29th, 2005
teh ads helped me find a cheap replica of darth vaders lightsaber!!! thats a big plus for the ads right there :p
slant, so you know whose comment your replying to.
font size needs fixing though, too lazy to go through php code at the moment.
I like things complicated :p
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Abdul
March 29th, 2005
yes abdulji,
even I dont.
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Sanu
March 29th, 2005
no dude. throw the ads at the bottom. or to the right. Not smack dab in the centre of the fucking post.
And the slant is STILL gay. You’re a blithering idiot if you need a ’slant’ to show you who you’re replying too.
Not to mention the fact that its NOT continous aswell. :p
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asfand
March 29th, 2005
what about now…?
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Abdul
March 30th, 2005
happy now bitch… the slant stays though.
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Abdul
March 30th, 2005
tell me if you get this ok…
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Abdul
March 30th, 2005
=S.no
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Sanu
March 30th, 2005
its becasue hotmail gets rid of it… and gmail sticks it in the spam folder… thankgod i have my own email address now so dont have to deal with those shitty services.
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Abdul
March 30th, 2005