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Velcro Gloves Baybeh

June 25th, 2006 |  
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I’ve never stepped in as much shit in all my life as I had done in the last two days. At first when I reached Edale and setup tent I tread very carefully but soon realised there was no point in doing so… By the end of the trip I had had at some point or another shit on my hands, shoes, arms and on one instance my face. All part of the rugged manly experience I suppose.

All in all the trip cost me 30 or so pounds… the same as a train ticket to London (yes… take note Mohammad :p) And I got to learn life skills such as making pasta, corned beef hash, how to setup a tent and that sheep bleet continuously maybe only taking a break for an hour between 2 and 3 am and lastly… homemade flamethrowers are pretty much useless in the great outdoors if you are hoping to keep the insects off your skin…

I didn’t take many photos… here are a few. Click on the thumbnail to load up the full sized version.

Paul soaking sheep

Paul trying to soak a sheep for bleeting all night long and disturbing his beauty sleep.

Paul Pissing

Paul pissing… notice the curvature of the globs of piss… Yes I pwn at action shots…

Flame Thrower

Toasting mosquitoes, midges etc. Try this at home… Just make sure the can of deodorant is a few centimetres away from the lighter flame. A Much nicer weapon than a fly swatter I think and it is easier to use. Got arthritis and cant swat those cunt flies… not a problem with this baby.

Paul drains the pasta

Paul draining pasta.

Group photo

From left to right. Paul, me, Nick and Chris. Apart from Chris don’t we just look like we’ve been roaming around in the wilderness for MONTHS?

edale 180 degree panorama

and finally… here is a 180 degree panorama of the field opposite to the one where we camped out (view the fullsized version.. browser squish it… move your mouse over the image and press the magnifying glass/button whatever your browser uses.) it will take a few seconds to load if you’re on 56k. Bear with it.

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7 Responses to “Velcro Gloves Baybeh”

  1. How come Paul is doing all the work?
    You got to hear sheep bleat. Lucky. All I heard were coyotes howling all night and they sounded too friggin’ close.

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    Beenish

  2. Abs, Paul told me you lost your virginity to that sheep and that he was bleating all the time because he needed more of your hot lovin’. Is that true?

    Also, how come you never put yourself on pictures in a visable way…your face is always hidden :P

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    Frankey

  3. I dunno. Don’t worry I won’t hide my face when I meet you :p
    At the moment I can’t really help it.. the hair just falls in front of my face unless I tie it back or something. So you still talk to paul on msn? :p

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    Abdul

  4. Paul is just a huge camera whore is all…

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    Abdul

  5. That one of me draining pasta is incredible. It looks all moody and romantic (romantic meaning over the top, not lovey dovey, you dipshits). I wasn’t even posing for that. All I can say is WOW

    Thats also a great action shot with me and the sheep. But most of all, look that the detirmination in my eyes with the flamethrower - never mind a 2M solution of H2SO4, THATS concentration!

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    Mr PC

  6. The evening goldenish light really makes that pasta photo great :D

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    Abdul

  7. On these medeval computers, they block out the one of me weeing wavy. its coz you can’t say pis’s (or cun’t) for that matter.
    I just found out, you can’t say cock.sucker either! but you can say shit

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    Paul

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