Loading ...If anyone is in or around manchester and possesses a vagina, Please go out with my friend Paul I hate to see him all lonely.
His penis very beaucoup he love you long time.
Ok now that that is out of the way…here’s another one of our conversations:
Paul: hey, should I try this out. pretend to be
muslim and infiltrate Hizb ut Tahir
Abdul: you could try
but you’ll have to cut your hair… and try and grow a
beard
Paul: is there anything I would have to know in order to
pull it off? would I have to know all that bismallah
yamamanamanamanah
Abdul: hmm prolly…
you can just say I have just started to learn about islam..
and my friend opened my eyes as to how we white people are
raping you on a regular basis and i want to join your
organisation to fight back
Abdul: you’ll be the trainee jihadist for a few
months prolly… before you get some action
Paul: of course, you would have to be that muslim
Friend
Abdul: Yeah we can pretend I am
Paul: yay butsexes!
Abdul: yeah but don’t fuckin give em my name or phone
number or something :/
Paul: yah… this guy… abdul… rahman…
YASSIN!
Abdul: you know I see programs on tv about these
people going undercover in hospitals… and police
offices… restaurants etc… why doesn’t anyone go
undercover to these jihadists and bust their ass? :/
Paul: because you see, we live in a multicultural
society and we should be trying to embrace new cultures,
even if they aren’t like our own. Especially the ones that
want us dead
Abdul: yeah man you white people suck balls…
too pc…
Paul: you see, I have been hearing ‘you just need
to understand islam’ so I tried, I really tried, and now
it’s even more of a religion of hate and killing than I
thought it was
Abdul: doesn’t the bible have chapters on war etc?
Paul: old testament i suppose. not the new
testament. New testament says love thy neighbour all the
way through (ooh no contradictions). old testament was more
like self defence, old israel was always being attacked - i
know it sounds strange doesn’t it?
Paul: even the old testiment is pretty nice about
War
Abdul: say jesus moved to the desert with
100 of his followers… and in the desert he got attacked by
another tribe… would jesus and his followers just stand
there and take it?
Abdul: someone grabs mary.. and two big black men
rape her in the ass simultaneously… will jesus just stand
there and tell mary to pull her ass cheeks back? :S
Paul: jesus was attacked in the Garden of
Gethsemane. Peter cut off the attackers ear. Jesus said ‘He
who lives by the sword, dies by the sword’
Abdul: yeah i know about that.. but consider my
hypothetical situation…
Abdul: what would jesus do?
Paul: Jesus stopped a bunch of people intent on
stoning a woman,
Abdul: thats why I like the southpark jesus more..
“ye my children look upon me… you should know something…
im packing”
fuck yes!
Paul: Keep asking yourself that and you’ll go far.
What would Jesus do?
Paul: I know what Jesus would do if it were 1am and
he had work in the morning. he’d get the fuck off to bed
Abdul: so jesus would try and stop the people from
raping his mom right…?
Abdul: but if hes attacked hed stop people from
trying to defend themselves… that doesn’t make much sense?
:S
Paul: i guess. i dunno how. they’d probably just be
so amazed by his Jesusness and run away and die
Abdul: haha
Abdul: yeah go off to bed
Abdul: good night
Paul: night
Note: This is the southpark clip I mention.
Oh and my new name according to Paul is: Andrew Ray Yuleson
And his is “Pervez Kamrani”
Yeah I pakified his name.
(don’t get jealous frank I’ve thought of a sexy paki name for you too ;))
ah very amusing .. im enlightened . . …
n i dont think he would need to grow a beard . or cute his hair .. but to get the whole look.. a beard would do ..
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faria
December 9th, 2005
well hes white… very white.. he needs a beard to compensate for his whiteness… he is half lebaneese though and knows a bit of arabic
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Abdul
December 10th, 2005
if he knows Arabic, isnt that enough???
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Sanaa
December 11th, 2005
No. He isnt very fluent. He needs more to make up for his whiteness.
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Abdul
December 11th, 2005
Yeah if you speak German that doesn’t make you a full nazi either does it ?:p
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Frankey
December 11th, 2005
ahh .. rite.. but all this is too ??
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faria
December 11th, 2005
hizbut tahir are a err… muslim group who believe all jews white people are evil.. you know the usual typical maulvi thinking.
he wants to infiltrate their organisation.. collect evidence against them and bust their ass.
just a fun conversation.. hes too pussy to really do anything
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Abdul
December 11th, 2005
ahahahha .. FUN .. try it .. u just might hit the nail
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faria
December 11th, 2005
wow your a great influence… trying to persuade me to torture living breathing creatures! :O
(Im a vegetarian… and im offended now! :@)
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Abdul
December 11th, 2005
exactly… you gotta shoot a jew in the head to prove it…
similarly paul will jihad a somalian kid covered in white paint to prove how serious he is….
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Abdul
December 11th, 2005
haahah .. no im not ! i USED to man .. thts ages ago ..
n human tortures just . u know.. funnn .. at times.. n tht only mentally .. no physical harm .. n it harmless !
n being a vegetarian has nothing to do with it !
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faria
December 11th, 2005
Wow. i didn’t even know abdul posted this convo. Okay, thanks for the tips guys. I guess i’ll try to grow my beard and then give it a shot. I’ll also brush up on my Arabic (ahem… Jihad, Jihad, durka durka)
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Paul
December 13th, 2005
What I’ve read about Islam makes me think Islam fundamentalists are just as totally whacked insane crazy as Christian fundamentalists.
Fundamentalists give me a freakin’ headache, white or brown or fuscia.
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Mush
December 18th, 2005
there are some differences. For instance Christian fundamentalists don’t blow themselves up. Maybe that’s because Christians arent as good brainwasher’s… lack balls… lack faith whatever.
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Abdul
December 18th, 2005