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Why must they embarrass me all the time?

November 24th, 2005 |  
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I thought I had lost this photo. Just found it today. It was taken at Manchester airport on my way back home from Pakiland in august. For my non paki readers… It’s a bit of a tradition amongst pakis to embarrass other members from their race by doing something stupid…like bringing mangoes over from Pakiland in big cartons which always seem to break causing mangoes to roll around the conveyor belt.

Me having my camera with me at all times just had to capture this moment in time to preserve it for eternity so that future generations may laugh at some peoples lack of sense.
Of course doing so I did break the law as taking photos in that part of the airport is not allowed.
That is why the photo is a bit blurry, had to take it in a hurry and without a flash so as to avoid detection. Having a camera as big as a babys head doesn’t help matters.

I’m not sure why pakis believe that mangoes do not exist in the UK and feel the need to bring them over from Pakiland. Maybe their one of those delusional people who think everything from back home is of much better quality when it really isn’t…Not in this case anyway.

I did think about putting the poor mangoes out of their misery by taking them off the belt and putting them at the side somewhere but quickly decided against it.
The last thing I wanted was someone looking like this:

Blaming me for stealing their precious mangoes…

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10 Responses to “Why must they embarrass me all the time?”

  1. kyon tum meere pakistani bhaioun ko badnaam kar rahay hoo:P…though as much as i hate to admit it … it is all sooo true!…and i must say that ur *cleaner* entries are becomming an inspiration…i want to be that creative wid my blog!…but Alas!…im not that imaginative:).

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    Habeeba

  2. yeah my blog owns… It may just be the centre of the universe…

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    Abdul

  3. no way man mangoes in pak r better..but then where do the ones here come from..?

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    angelic devil

  4. Alot of them actually come from pakiland…
    pakiland exports the best quality mangoes to other countries.

    mangoes arent better in pakiland… you just enjoy eating them there more than you do in colder places. At least that is what I have noticed.
    mangoes ive had in england taste better but i dont have them because i dont feel like it. While pakiland mangoes are good too but they dont taste as good but i feel like having them more in pakiland.

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    Abdul

  5. haha mangoes..ive seen everything from really gooey mithai to dripping sarsu ka saag. :/..dripping saag sucks..specially when youre asleep and the dick head puts it in the container over your seat..and its a pia plane :P

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    Nabil

  6. saag?
    hahahaha no not seen that one yet

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    Abdul

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  9. LOL.

    Aw, fuck. You reminded me of the time I saw a couple bringing mangoes through the airport. I was mortified. Ashamed. tsk.

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    Mehreen Ali Kasana

  10. I love mangoes. I’ve been in the Philippines before and tried one of their delicacy which is a dried mango, mango tart and of course the fruit itself.
    How different are they from that in Pakistan?

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    Luke Alexander

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