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Women’s Day Gift Ideas

March 8th, 2006 |  
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First of all… Happy Women’s day!
Like my friend Frank always says “I love women… especially when their bent over on the kitchen counter”

It is the time of year when my fellow men give their women gifts and flowers to show them how special they are. The gifts act as great bribes for putting up with us men and can also act as motivators for cooking better meals.

This year I thought I’d help men out with picking gifts. Chocolates… flowers… a dido cd are all so clichéd. Women love their man to show some creativity and get them something out of the ordinary.

So without further ado Here are my top 4 gift ideas:

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On a final note… Here is what Cartman has to say about women

Download cartman-on-women.mp3
don’t have flash? Here is the file

Note: Yes image editing was done by me…

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4 Responses to “Women’s Day Gift Ideas”

  1. ahhh…ah dido cd…thought it said dildo :P is there a men’s day too?

    [Reply]

    Frankey

  2. look here

    There is… but no one really gives a shit about it :P

    [Reply]

    Abdul

  3. EVERY day is Men’s Day

    Including women’s day. Why? coz we’re bigger and stronger than them and we can take any day we want!

    [Reply]

    Mr PC

  4. hahaha man I so fucking love you…

    [Reply]

    Abdul

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