You know brit paki kids suck hairy bitchtits when…
December 26th, 2005 | 
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Loading ...…The local Paki TV channel airs an ad about “white pearl” some rice sellers who are giving away an amazing prize in a lucky draw…. TRACKSUITS!!
I just saw the ad not 2 minutes ago downstairs and ran upstairs, laughing my ass off, to write about it and all assosiated tasks like changing clothes, taking photos and recording sound.
It provides concrete evidence that pakis here are indeed the biggest chavs of the lot.
Incase you do not know what a paki chav and have come to this page from google… let me enlighten you.
They look like:
Except they have a much darker complexion and are much uglier. 99% of the time they have very short hair.
1-2 big gold/silver chains around their necks.
A baseball cap (optional)
A big gold/silver watch. The bigger the better.
And yes some really do walk around with their hands grabbing their balls.
The difference between white chavs and paki chavs is that paki chavs, 99% of the time, only dress in black treckies where as white chavs go more for the lighter shades.
Paki chavs hang around in large groups. If you have been unfortunate enough to go to college in a paki infested area you must have noticed this yourself.
They make conversation with their fellow paki chavs about cars, watches, mobile phones, rap music and how much whites and indians suck. They don’t have that big a problem with chinks and niggers.
An average paki chav sounds something like this (Press the play button genius):
dont have flash? Here is the file
What I say (completely adlibed):
look at me yo im a chav im bringing the fuckin house down man you dig me muthafucka yeah you dig me man?
I’m I’m I’m a real man yeah innit man i dont fuck around i keep it real man do you get me? innit
check out my bling bling yo!
I’m not very good at impressions but I am sure you get the idea.
I hope I have managed to clear things up a bit for people.
Comments, questions,quickies always welcome.
Aight? Safe mon *ghetto handshake*
LMAO *cracks up* not only brit paki kids dearie, ANY paki kid like that is just plainly ew. and omg, is that u abdul!? NO WAY, am i actually seeing ur face for the first time? lol
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XcentriC
December 27th, 2005
Yes it is me.
Yes you are.
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Abdul
December 27th, 2005
I don’t care what you say you’re still one hot mother f****r paki to me!
Even when impersinating a chav!
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girl
December 27th, 2005
hahahaha
*bows*
Thank you.
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Abdul
December 27th, 2005
Aahhhhhh man! My entire fucking country is stuffed with those arrogant fuckers!
( They don’t speak the weird chav in English ofc, but they have an annoying accent in Dutch ). They piss me off so badly cause they think they’re the king of the world or something. And yes, also here they hang around in large groups and that’s one of the main reason’s they’re such a big of a problem. When I’m with most of my friends, they just slowly pass by saying nuttin. But once I’m either alone or with 1 or 2 of my friends, they start messing around feeling really cool and acting real tough :@ ! I’ve thrown one to the ground once while he was “acting cool” before. And not a 10 minuts later, he was back with a freakin huge group, and me being lucky I knew 2 of them. They’re such a fucking wussies!
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Frankey
December 27th, 2005
hahahahahahahHAHAHAhahahaha
i made my bro hear that and he was actually wanting to save it
rofl shit crap
THAT WAS SO CHEAP-FUNNY
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TheMe
December 27th, 2005
is your bro one of them rahema?
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Abdul
December 27th, 2005
Yep.
Luckily ive never had a problem with chavs… paki or non paki.
They have made fun of my hair in the past but never tried to use physical force against me. I look too cute to want to beat up
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Abdul
December 27th, 2005
i dunno..he likes to do the break dance and wear the wallet chain and have the muscles and talk to the gykes who are in the 9th grade and use the MPLB lingo and wear the pants with his chuddies showing at times..and calls himself oZzY [ = uzair]
and he’s even pretty!
soo mm maybe yeah…he might just be one if he ever goes to britland
but the other [brother] one’s not like that, he likes to read oxford phychiatry and the history of philosophy even tho he’s doing his engineering :/ and would rather buy a telescope than an amplifier and when i made him listen to this audio file he went like ‘kia bukwas hey seat khali kero meney kaam kerna hey’ :/
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TheMe
December 27th, 2005
Soo unlucky you.
thank god i dont have a brother like that :/
so what does he think of hussam?
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Abdul
December 27th, 2005
hahahha. this is funny. hilarious pic. ure cute
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sadia
December 27th, 2005
I never realized I didn’t have to look elsewhere for ideas to a number one tv show!! ama put you on tv and make millions! Yo!
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noreen
December 27th, 2005
Yes yes yes, but who is going to get your cherry?! I mean, we’ve VOTED IN THE POLL, now tell us the results damn it.
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mush
December 27th, 2005
Well glance to your right and see.
It’s a four way tie *scratches head*
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Abdul
December 27th, 2005
I don’t do standup comedy.
Standup comedy sucks ass.
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Abdul
December 27th, 2005
umm both my brothers dont acknoledge that i have a boy friend =) just like i pretend i didnt find the porn in thier closet
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TheMe
December 28th, 2005
closet?
haha noobs.
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
not true! saw martin lawrence on tv 2 days ago, freakin hilarious
i gotta agree that most of them suck shaven donkeyballs though :/
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Frankey
December 28th, 2005
thank you.
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
what was noobs again?
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TheMe
December 28th, 2005
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noobs
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
lol
nice place this.
..on a random note.. mom freaked out when she found a book called ‘an assholes guide to getting a chick’ on his study place and gave it to dad LOL
poor mom
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TheMe
December 28th, 2005
hahaha
They have those too?
Assholes should be able get chicks without a guide :s
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
well then beats me why YOU still havnt got one
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TheMe
December 28th, 2005
a chick that is..
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TheMe
December 28th, 2005
HAHA! yay! Go Rahema! …and yes Abdul Sadi is right….you are cute, even when you dress up like a chav:P theres chavs even in Pakistan…except that they dont really know how to talk so they usually grunt. everytime my mum sees one she gives them *The Look* their gfs, if they have any, look like theyre wearing their 5 year old sisters clothes.And yes, the girls cant talk either..dont ask me what they do.
Rahema has a burger brother and she didnt tell me? thts sad.
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Sanaa
December 28th, 2005
you re sucha bright boy.
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sarah
December 28th, 2005
because im not an asshole. I’m a pussy.
There is a difference!
Don’t want a girl until uni next year anyway. So I’m happy being single at the moment.
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
yeah rahema has failed as a sister
She should straighten her brother out!
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
I know.
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
oh there’s hardly much i can do…the kid gets influenced too easily…haha a few months back due to some fits of piousness he went and stayed in some masjid for three days…when he came back he sold his guitar and was trying to quit listening to music….but before he cud do that..the ramadan ended and he became batty again :/
..he’s weird..i’d rather not bother with him
i wish i had cool siblings :
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TheMe
December 28th, 2005
keep him away from the maulvis!
My siblings are pretty cool
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Abdul
December 28th, 2005
Hail the idiots
http://myschizobuddy.com/index.php?/archives/24-Hail-the-idiots.html
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MySchizoBuddy
December 29th, 2005
MSB guided me here. Like the audio. Almost sounds like you’re smoking a spliff or having an adventure with yourself while recording it. Which reminds me, why is “my hand” not an option to the losing your virginity poll(which of course has already been achieved hundred times over)??
-Confsdpaki
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Muniza
December 29th, 2005
Yeah I was just… in the zone.
errm because doing it with yourself doesnt count as losing your virginity silly.
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Abdul
December 29th, 2005
Can’t wait to get to edinburgh away from manchester.
I like your theme. How is adsense working out for you?
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Abdul
December 29th, 2005
*throws maggot infested rotten porcupine ostrich bladder on abdul’s blog*
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TheMe
December 29th, 2005
but… why…? :O
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Abdul
December 29th, 2005
umm..u kept my blog from reaching nirvana?
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TheMe
December 29th, 2005
err more like stopped its atrophying senses from completely dying out.
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Abdul
December 29th, 2005
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA.abdul u turd:D
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Zh*
December 30th, 2005
hahahahahahah i went to the noob site hahahahahahah…how the fuck do u manage to find this stuff?!
hey rahema!*waves*.how’s PU?ok,i can ask u tht onLINE…:/
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Zh*
December 30th, 2005
I’m smart.
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Abdul
December 30th, 2005
A turd that made you laugh
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Abdul
December 30th, 2005
HEYYYY Zarooooo [ acts all enthusiastic] hahaha how u babe?
btw did u listen to my msn love message that i sent you a while back??
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TheMe
December 31st, 2005
adsense. not much. but when i finally launch my designer lingerie blog. hopefully, adsense or chitika will work. *cross fingas*
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MySchizoBuddy
January 1st, 2006
I’ll be sure to check it out when you do launch it
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Abdul
January 1st, 2006
howdy kid!
so i c nthng much has changed downtown with u eh?
changa hai! changa hai!
thank God! u know….u jes saved me a UK trip i was bouta take…
Morocco it is thn.
i so wana get sum sarcasm outa my system….but its 7 in the morg so *yawnn*
cu around cat-face!
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sephyyy
January 1st, 2006
Yeah go to morocco!
I’d love to visit morocco
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Abdul
January 1st, 2006
abs, i know its an inappropriate place, but sam told me to tell u to sign up on FW
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Frankey
January 1st, 2006
AAh Kay funny yet sorta sad ! (The rap is really ! ) .
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nida
January 1st, 2006
kay! Monsieur! Not all pakistani kids are like ”that”. The brit chavs umm errr grrr yea well okay! get the stuff outta thier mouths and shove it up thier asses.
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nida
January 1st, 2006
what rap?
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Abdul
January 1st, 2006
how old are you? :S
That didnt make much sense.
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Abdul
January 1st, 2006
yea you got that right . im 14
… hehe!.. the soundclip nigga.
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nida
January 1st, 2006
buahahahah.yes i did,thnx for all the blood-sucking;).
abdul ur not smart,man,ur just really really farigh:p
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Zh*
January 2nd, 2006
and im gonna be 15 next month.Abdul is going to send me a present.NOT an epilator please:|…..im still waiting for a post abt that.
PS: HI RAHEMA AND ZARA! IM HERE TOO! *waves*
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Sanaa
January 2nd, 2006
I am? :/
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Abdul
January 2nd, 2006
It’s ok to be jealous of my talent. Most people are.
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Abdul
January 2nd, 2006
hahaha
done.
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Abdul
January 2nd, 2006
u do know what they do to girls in morocco do ya.
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MySchizoBuddy
January 2nd, 2006
yes you so are.If you want the rabri, you get me the present.Or else i wont get you any rabri.
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Sanaa
January 3rd, 2006
“I just saw the ad not 2 minutes ago downstairs and ran upstairs, laughing my ass off, to write about it and all assosiated tasks like changing clothes, taking photos and recording sound.”
you know this already (and if i didnt say this,you wouldve said exactly that so HA :P) but you are SO SAD!
you ve taken sadness to a new level
and oh yeah,you talk like a girl :\
should ve never passed on the chance to see you in lahore
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shahzad
January 4th, 2006
dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.. donchta….
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Abdul
January 4th, 2006
now you be talking babay!
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shahzad
January 4th, 2006
UPDATE you idiot.
=(
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sanu
January 6th, 2006
I have nothing amusing/funny/lame to say
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Abdul
January 6th, 2006
i don’t have a problem as long as your sadness can amuse
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asfand
January 6th, 2006
hello.i am not jealous,i’m actually proud of ur talent.i can talk to u now w/o feeling embarassed;).
*WAVES TO SANAA*
do i know you?:).if not,woohoo!
haan waisay abdul.update karo.
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Zh*
January 7th, 2006
well i am sure sanaa knows rahema.
thank you for being proud of my talent. *nazar na lagay*
i will update soon. maybe today later on.
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Abdul
January 7th, 2006
*chokes stagnant blog* UTHH
UTTH SALIIIII
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TheMe
January 7th, 2006
you out of all people have no right to do that!! :p
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Abdul
January 7th, 2006
yain yain
i just made two new entries acha
unlike you whose draining the last bit of life out of this worn topic
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TheMe
January 7th, 2006
wat do they do gals in morocco? crcumcize?
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sephyyy
January 7th, 2006
Silence is better than lame ass posts about what i did today which seems to populate most peoples lame ass blogs.
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Abdul
January 7th, 2006
Woah. since when did this stop being an english speaking site and everyone start speaking Jihadi?
durkadurka you bleedin Jihadistanis!
By the way, they’re pakis, not Brit Pakis. You know this abdul. for the rest of you: no one has any reason to refer to pakis in pakistan as pakis, because everyone there is paki. It like, what do you can dirt in a pile of mud? they’re called pakis when they’re in britain (incedently britAIN - not britland, you retard) or anywhere else.
And finally if anyone has a problem with me using the word paki, just remember it means pure in urdu, so as long as you’re happy to refer to be described like the Ubermenchen or Master race, you shouldn’t have a problem - because, I’m complimeeenting you (but you’re still paki - you paki)
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unPC? ME???
January 8th, 2006
There is a difference between scummy brit paki… and just scummy paki.
Read latest post.
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Abdul
January 8th, 2006
i can call it whatever i bloodywell want
:S
retard u’r own god forsaken self.
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TheMe
January 8th, 2006
buhahahahahha .. love the hands in the pants .. lol .. why oh why !!
hahah u need to get a job !
lol
heheeheheh
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faria
January 8th, 2006
haha. But if i get a job who will keep you lot entertained with their “wonderfully twisted” head?
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Abdul
January 8th, 2006
hahaha dont let him get to you
It’s pauls special skill. he feeds off the fact that hes annoyed someone.
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Abdul
January 8th, 2006
no one will ever be able to understand how abdul knows when its me whose posting. Its pretty impressive.
Owwch. My god forsaken retarded self. I learn your language to diss you in it. Lund lai mera, rundi!
Heres 5 bucks. Go to the saudaa and buy some proper insults!
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not paul
January 8th, 2006
haha dude I know you for two years now. It isn’t that hard to tell.
and where did you learn that I am sure i did not teach you those words. Was it the paki friend in london?
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Abdul
January 9th, 2006
And here I was thinking that no one else got annoyed by those twats. I’ve never been so happy to be proven wrong.
Hmm. On a side note, you ARE quite the hottie.
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Sin
January 10th, 2006
Me and my friends are poking fun at them all the time. I live in manchester… their everywhere here!!
Thank you
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Abdul
January 10th, 2006
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my friend dada like 2 feel yuo spcial place
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dada
January 23rd, 2006
hes welcome to.. is he hot?
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Abdul
January 23rd, 2006
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Pappa C
February 12th, 2006
hahaha absolutely brilliant! i seriously cannot stand chavs but paki chavs are even worse.. and here i was thinkin irish chavs are terrible!
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sabz
February 23rd, 2006
u fukin racist ppl lyk u fuk up dis wrld nd ting. Hu da fuk u fink u iz u jus waste nd dnt h8 appriciate swear dwn itz fuked up wastehead KMT!!!!!!!! nd fo da record i’m mixed race blak/paki
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Lil_Mizz
September 8th, 2007
ahahaha das funni
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beeeeeeeep
March 26th, 2008